42 Photos of Charlize Theron (NSFW)


Charlize Theron.  Actress.  Model. Producer.  Academy Award winner.  Here are 42 more reasons we love her.


46 comments
Bloodklot
Bloodklot

Ever since hearing that she's now dating Sean Penn, she's ruined.  Kinda like how Seal ruined Heidi Klum.  Or when Ric Ocasek of the Cars ruined Paulina Porizkova...

RIFF610
RIFF610

i'd stick my nutbag on a light bulb to have her twice.

Rich from Buffalo
Rich from Buffalo

She was great in Young Adult and the new season of Arrested Development. Stunningly beautiful and funny?! Sign me up!

WilliamFBaldwin
WilliamFBaldwin

She's amazing, but why has no one has married her yet or any long term stuff. I wonder if she's a Coo Coo Bird

AndyInCleveland
AndyInCleveland

Interesting how when they talk about all the Academy Award winning African Americans Ms. Theron is never mentioned.

Christopher Brooklyn
Christopher Brooklyn

How does one pic you have great tits..the next 2 nothing...Reverse photoshop...She is very cute..but no one should ever try to make a re-do of Mighty Joe Young...JUST NO ONE

RFGvac
RFGvac

It's probably incredibly unfair, but Charlize is the standard to which I hold all other "hot" chicks.  

Whenever someone tells me a new model or actress is "gorgeous" I immediately compare her to Ms. Theron.

They rarely measure up.

SEBEKU2
SEBEKU2

That's a sexy ass lightskin African!

TheMaskedListener
TheMaskedListener

Why do her nipples look significantly different from the top row to the later rows? If these pictures are in chronological order, It makes me think she's into some kinky things. Which also makes me love her even more!

Punk0
Punk0

I was going  to make her my wife, but I was never able to get to the west coast.

GreenLightning
GreenLightning

oh hi.  I'm probably going to masturbate to this...

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

I like my africans like I like Hicks' lungs. Black

FLpro
FLpro

Ibang her! :)

Vickroy
Vickroy

If I met her, I would be like, "Oh just listening to a little Cold Fact by Garcia on my iPhone. You ever hear of him" and she would be putty in my hands.

Vickroy
Vickroy

Gonna be hard to beat 1-3 ...but not to beat-off to it.

@Ezra_Desu
@Ezra_Desu

I absolutely Charlize. I'm hoping she does "Unmasked." (She's funny, right?)

drshagg
drshagg

You just made my Monday morning! Thank you IBang!

bmqq316
bmqq316

She is amazing...oh...& 11-1. Isn't this a 3 O'clock snack?

Saratoga Chick
Saratoga Chick

I think I-banged her when she was 11 years-old.

Saskopite
Saskopite

She shot a movie in my home town back in 2006 that I worked on. She was a producer so would be in the production office early in the morning. She is unbelievably gorgeous. Even at 6am without being through hair and makeup. Quite the specimen.

Raybot
Raybot

I'm a messy baby now. 

Beer
Beer

Pretty good looking for a African...but I prefer Yolandi v

sidwasout
sidwasout

What's with her nipples in the top row v. all the others? Is it just me, or are they totally different?

Henduey
Henduey

Candidate for the first human 3d printer

HIMcDunnough
HIMcDunnough

So incredibly sexy in 2 days in the valley

Saskopite
Saskopite

I thought it was universally known that she is a mentally retarded female?

Saskopite
Saskopite

I had the same question. Guess I'll have to keep looking at these for a while longer.