February 18, 2019

These Were The All Star Game’s Best Dunks

The All-Star Game is basically a dunk contest with some light defense. Via Twitter. The BEST DUNKS from the 2019 #NBAAllStar Game! pic.twitter.com/dlIUSUjBWP — 2019 NBA […]
February 18, 2019

False Gun Alarm At Airport Turns Into Utter Chaos

People went nuts at an Orlando Aiport when a man being arrested reached into his pocket and everyone thought he was grabbing a gun and panicked. […]
February 18, 2019

Spring Training Will Be Full of Pitch Clocks

MLB commissioner Rob Manfred said that the pitch clock will be tested out during spring training and that he wants to see it extend to the […]
February 18, 2019

Anthony Weiner Is Out Of Prison Early

How time flies, Anthony Weiner has just gotten out of prison after 15 months for good behavior. He was locked up for sexting an under age […]
February 18, 2019

Oh, Brother Kids Take Over Hotel

This is beautiful kids but do us a favor and let everyone know you are doing this. Don’t let a man wake up thinking he’s dead. […]
February 18, 2019

Manhattan ATMs are a Bacteria Coachella

Who would have expected that an ATM in Manhattan fingered by millions of disgusting hands would be a germ playground. Oh yeah, everyone. Read more at […]
February 18, 2019

Stop ‘Whitesplaining’ Racism

CNN says there’s a lot of whitesplaining going on, with white people telling people of color they’re overreacting about a perceived incident of racism. Sound familiar? […]
February 18, 2019

The Perfect Winter Dogsled

As Winter gets deep and depressing it may be time to remember that there are many fine things in winter to enjoy. He’s a dog, he’s […]
February 17, 2019

Children’s Birthday Party Ends Badly For SpongeBob

Where’s Patrick when you need him!? Via worldstarhiphop.com. Watch more viral videos. . .
February 17, 2019

Copy Of Super Mario Bros. Sells For Over $100K At Auction

A sealed, mint condition first run copy of Nintendo’s Super Mario Bros. sold at auction for $100,150. The game came with a box of Q-Tips free […]
February 17, 2019

Stray Puppy Makes Sure Mom Eats

Pixar if you are ever in the mood for a movie about a hungry stray puppy that worries about his mom. We have a story for […]
February 17, 2019

Richard Branson’s No Kids Cruise Line

Richard Branson is a modern day Austin Powers and now he is read to make you horny with an adults only cruise line. The cruise will […]
February 17, 2019

Denis Villeneuve Will Give Us The Dune We Deserve

The ultimate nerd book was turned into the confusing ultimate nerd movie. It’s now being turned into the ultimate nerd reboot. Can we get Sting back? […]
February 17, 2019

Cosmos’ Season 2 Premiere Delayed Because of Neil deGrasse Tyson Troubles

Fox and Nat Geo had to postpone the second season premiere of Cosmos because of accusations against Neil deGrasse Tyson. How long to do Howie Mandel […]
February 17, 2019

Justin Smollet Paid Two Dudes To Stage Attack, They Rehearsed It As Well

Police now believe Empire actor Justin Smollet staged his attack and even rehearsed it with the two men he hired. He should have rehearsed it a […]
February 16, 2019

R.E.M. Calls Trump An Asshole For Using Their Song Everybody Hurts

Donald Trump tweeted out a video mocking Democrats with the R.E.M. song Everybody Hurts playing underneath it. The band’s reacted to it by calling Trump an […]
February 16, 2019

There’s An AI That Can’t Be Released Because It Writes Too Well

A company that Elon Musk helped start has created an AI so good at writing that they won’t release the beta edition of it because they […]
February 16, 2019

What Amazon Didn’t Understand About NYC

Amazon felt like they gave New York City a gift with an HQ for Long Island City in Queens. What they failed to take into consideration […]
February 16, 2019

Stop Obsessing Over Your Ex!

Stop looking at her Instagram. It’s over! She’s moved on! She’s never, ever coming back. Maybe if she just sat down to hear you out? No! […]
February 16, 2019

Autistic Guy is Homecoming King Does a Cool Dance

You may have wondered how the autistic kid snared the homecoming king award. It’s because you have to respect a dancer. Read more at nypost.com. Read […]
February 16, 2019

Ja Rule Wants To Take Another Go at Fyre Fest

After making Iconn, an app that is basically the same exact thing as Billy McFarland’s Fyre App, Ja Rule told TMZ that Fyre Fest “is the […]
February 16, 2019

Here Are Some Honest Oscar Posters

They went through a lot of work writing copy and photoshopping for these posters. The Shiznit could have saved themselves a lot of time by just […]
February 16, 2019

AI Website Creates Random Faces That Never Existed

ThisPersonDoesNotExist.com uses an AI technology to randomly generate human faces of people who don’t exist. Is it possible to burn a website to the ground? Via […]
February 16, 2019

47 Car Pile Up Caught on Camera From Inside The Pile Up

This all went down in Missouri where maybe everyone should stay off the road when it snows. Read more at nypost.com. Unbelievable footage from the pileup […]
February 16, 2019

Philly “Home Alone” Meth House

Kevin is a young crack head left home alone in Philly trying to defend himself from the wet bandits “Keep the change, you filthy animal.” Via […]
February 16, 2019

Michelle Lewin Shows Off Pig Bite Booty Bruise

The pig was just named luckiest living being of the month. View this post on Instagram It’s quite… remarkable 🏃🏼‍♀️🐖🤷🏼‍♀️ A post shared by Michelle Lewin […]
February 16, 2019

The Oscars Will Air Every Category After All

The Academy announced they would be cutting the cinematography, makeup and hair styling film editing, and live action short awards from the live show. Then some […]