December 15, 2018

Finally, Someone Gets to the Bottom of an Important Question: What Is The Most Painful Toy to Step On

This seems like the easiest question to answer. Seems like the lego is the shoe in (or off) to step on. But what about Baby’s First […]
December 15, 2018

40 percent of Americans Refuse Flu Shots

Of course Americans refuse flu shots because there’s a tracker in there that the guvment is using to find our meth labs because we don’t believe […]
December 15, 2018

Racist White Woman Gets Into Subway Fight Using Keys and Umbrella

It’s not a morning commute in New York City unless you get to witness some kind of racism. Via worldstarhiphop.com. Read More Stories From the IB […]
December 15, 2018

High Schooler Banned From Playing Hockey For Brutal Stick Attack

This high schooler in Texas beat the living shit out of an opponent with his stick and is now suspended indefinitely. You know how teens are, […]
December 15, 2018

Delta Is Changing Their Emotional Support Animal Rules

Delta will no longer allow emotional support animals under 4 months old on any flights and won’t allow any animals on flights 8 hours or longer. […]
December 15, 2018

Make Your House Smell Like Fried Chicken With The KFC Fire Log

KFC is selling a log that will give your home the aroma of fried chicken for $18.99. What will end up happening is your home will […]
December 15, 2018

The Jurassic Park Movie You Never Got To See

If you think the Jurassic franchise has turned weird and unwatchable then you didn’t know that “In 2004 John Sayles wrote a ‘half-crazy, half brilliant’ screenplay […]
December 14, 2018

Are They Ripping Apart ‘CBS This Morning’!?

CBS This Morning has struggled to do what The Today Show did so well. Survive without it’s groper Now everyone will suffer. Read more at pagesix.com. […]
December 14, 2018

Self Driving Snowmobile Stinks

Bouncing off of his snow mobile. The driver couldn’t help to be impressed with his machine’s ability to drive itself. Then …tree. Via digg. Read More […]
December 14, 2018

Jared Kushner, Next Chief Of Staff !?

The White House is ready for a reboot but President T has a loyalty problem and really could use a commitment. He did the best he […]
December 13, 2018

Miss USA Getting Heat For Pointing Out Miss Cambodia Speaks Bad English

Miss USA live streamed from the Miss Universe competition and talked about Miss Cambodia and Vietnam didn’t speak very good English. Now she’s being called a […]
December 13, 2018

Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Class of 2019 Announced, Rejoice!

Stevie Nicks, Janet Jackson, Radiohead, The Cure, Def Leppard, Roxy Music and The Zombies! They’ll be inducted March 29th at the Barclay’s Center in Brooklyn, New […]
December 13, 2018

William Shatner Twitter Battles Fans Over ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’

(I’m Really Not Woke) But, baby, it’s cold outside (I like this rape tune) But, baby, it’s cold outside. Read more at foxnews.com. Call in to […]
December 13, 2018

Is Beto O’Rourke Really the Dem Front Runner!?

You couldn’t win Texas so would you like to try and win the whole country? Come on down Beto! My Uncle couldn’t win Teexas either so […]
December 13, 2018

Florida Murder Trial Should be a Movie Of The Week

A trial is under way in Florida for the murder of a man who disappeared on a duck hunting trip in 2000. The man’s best friend […]
December 13, 2018

The Poopsie Prize Surprise Unicorn Is What Your Kid Wants For Xmas

After a huge surge in interest from unboxing videos on YouTube and commercials, the Poopsie Prize Surprise Unicorn is the hottest toy of the Christmas season […]
December 13, 2018

Dollar Van Driver Takes Passengers On Delightful Police Chase

If you live in New York, you really have to decide if you’d prefer to be involved in a dollar van car crash of stuck between […]
December 13, 2018

Steph Curry Says Nevermind About His Moon Landing Conspiracy

Steph Curry said he was joking about being a moon landing truther who thinks the US never actually made it up there. He also said he […]
December 13, 2018

Vitaminwater Is Challenging People To Go a Year With No Smartphone For $100k

Vitaminwater is accepting applications from people who want to try and take their $100,000 smartphone challenge. If chosen, they will give you a flip phone that […]
December 13, 2018

Michigan Restaurant Renames Their Crack Fried Because Of Drug Epidemic

Michigan chain restaurant Hopcat has vowed to changed the a name of their menu item, their Crack Fries, after issueing a statement saying “The crack epidemic […]
December 13, 2018

#BookShelfies Are Now A Status Symbol

Celebrities have been sharing pictures of their book shelves on social media and they’ve now gotten a name – #bookshelfies. Problem is the vast majority of […]
December 13, 2018

Attacking Witches in Philly

You don’t believe in potions or magic spells? So give me another reason that bums like the Eagles won the Superbowl. Via liveleak.com. Watch more viral […]
December 13, 2018

Mall Santa Loses His Shit When Fire Alarm Goes Off

A mall Santa in England reportedly ripped his beard off and screamed at a crowd of 50 children to “Get the fuck out” when a fire […]
December 12, 2018

Columbia Student Caught Yelling About How Great Whitey Is Defends Himself

The Columbia University student who went viral with his rant about how white people have been great for the planet says he’s not a racist, just […]
December 12, 2018

Daughter of Baby It’s Cold Outside Writer Blames Cosby

The daughter of Frank Loesser, the composer of Baby It’s Cold Outside said “Bill Cosby ruined it for everybody,” and that “Way before #MeToo, I would […]
December 12, 2018

Chrissy Teigan’s Dad Got Her Face Tattoo’d on His Arm

Chrissy Teigan’s dad decided to celebrate his super model daughter’s birthday by getting her face tattood on his arm. Really feels like this guys been slow […]
December 12, 2018

Robot Reindeer Will Kill Us All For Christmas

Rudolph, the terminator reindeer is here to bite off your nose. Via YouTube. Watch more viral videos. . .