February 20, 2019

Minivan Driver Tries Slow Speed Chase

It’s a real life tortoise vs the hare but in this case the tortoise doesn’t stand a chance and looks stupid. Via digg.com. Read More Stories […]
February 20, 2019

Al Green Back on the Road

He’s so tired of being alone and is once again asking us to stay together. Well Al, call me and we will shoot for love and […]
February 20, 2019

Meghan McCain Asks Andrew McCabe if He’s New York Times Leaker

Andrew McCabe is learning that a press tour is not the easiest way to make buck but he still wasn’t prepared for the Meghan McCain uppercut. […]
February 20, 2019

Burberry Apologizes For Model On Runway Wearing Noose

Burberry has apologized for showcasing a hoodie that featured a noose around the neck during its show at London Fashion Week. The retailer said it has […]
February 20, 2019

Alabama Newspaper Editor Asks Ku Klux Klan to “clean out D.C.”

People are so sensitive these days. You cant even ask the KKK to lynch members of congress without the PC police to get upset. How is […]
February 19, 2019

Internet Mad At John Wayne Over 48 Year Old Interview

John Wayne is trending on Twitter over a Playboy Magazine interview from 1971 in which Wayne talks about his views on Black and Homosexual people like […]
February 19, 2019

France Is All About Lightsaber Dueling

In France, the fencing federation has officially recognized lightsaber dueling as a competitive sport. It’s all fun until someone loses a hand. Read more at yahoo.com. […]
February 19, 2019

This Cat Is So High

Is there a fireman anywhere on planet Earth that would go up a ladder this high to save this cat? Or at least scrape him off […]
February 19, 2019

Roger Stone Sorry About Instagram Post With Judge In Crosshairs

We get it Roger it’s tough to pick the right emoji. You probably meant to get the smiley face wearing sunglasses. Right? Just say right. Read […]
February 19, 2019

Kid Digs Beyonce and Corndogs

Hello Ellen Show, have we got an act for you. The Rubes will love this one. It’s a dance a snack and Bey. It’s gold Ellen, […]
February 18, 2019

These Were The All Star Game’s Best Dunks

The All-Star Game is basically a dunk contest with some light defense. Via Twitter. The BEST DUNKS from the 2019 #NBAAllStar Game! pic.twitter.com/dlIUSUjBWP — 2019 NBA […]
February 18, 2019

False Gun Alarm At Airport Turns Into Utter Chaos

People went nuts at an Orlando Aiport when a man being arrested reached into his pocket and everyone thought he was grabbing a gun and panicked. […]
February 18, 2019

Spring Training Will Be Full of Pitch Clocks

MLB commissioner Rob Manfred said that the pitch clock will be tested out during spring training and that he wants to see it extend to the […]
February 18, 2019

Anthony Weiner Is Out Of Prison Early

How time flies, Anthony Weiner has just gotten out of prison after 15 months for good behavior. He was locked up for sexting an under age […]
February 18, 2019

Oh, Brother Kids Take Over Hotel

This is beautiful kids but do us a favor and let everyone know you are doing this. Don’t let a man wake up thinking he’s dead. […]
February 18, 2019

Manhattan ATMs are a Bacteria Coachella

Who would have expected that an ATM in Manhattan fingered by millions of disgusting hands would be a germ playground. Oh yeah, everyone. Read more at […]
February 18, 2019

Stop ‘Whitesplaining’ Racism

CNN says there’s a lot of whitesplaining going on, with white people telling people of color they’re overreacting about a perceived incident of racism. Sound familiar? […]
February 18, 2019

The Perfect Winter Dogsled

As Winter gets deep and depressing it may be time to remember that there are many fine things in winter to enjoy. He’s a dog, he’s […]
February 17, 2019

Children’s Birthday Party Ends Badly For SpongeBob

Where’s Patrick when you need him!? Via worldstarhiphop.com. Watch more viral videos. . .
February 17, 2019

Copy Of Super Mario Bros. Sells For Over $100K At Auction

A sealed, mint condition first run copy of Nintendo’s Super Mario Bros. sold at auction for $100,150. The game came with a box of Q-Tips free […]
February 17, 2019

Stray Puppy Makes Sure Mom Eats

Pixar if you are ever in the mood for a movie about a hungry stray puppy that worries about his mom. We have a story for […]
February 17, 2019

Richard Branson’s No Kids Cruise Line

Richard Branson is a modern day Austin Powers and now he is read to make you horny with an adults only cruise line. The cruise will […]
February 17, 2019

Denis Villeneuve Will Give Us The Dune We Deserve

The ultimate nerd book was turned into the confusing ultimate nerd movie. It’s now being turned into the ultimate nerd reboot. Can we get Sting back? […]
February 17, 2019

Cosmos’ Season 2 Premiere Delayed Because of Neil deGrasse Tyson Troubles

Fox and Nat Geo had to postpone the second season premiere of Cosmos because of accusations against Neil deGrasse Tyson. How long to do Howie Mandel […]
February 17, 2019

Justin Smollet Paid Two Dudes To Stage Attack, They Rehearsed It As Well

Police now believe Empire actor Justin Smollet staged his attack and even rehearsed it with the two men he hired. He should have rehearsed it a […]
February 16, 2019

R.E.M. Calls Trump An Asshole For Using Their Song Everybody Hurts

Donald Trump tweeted out a video mocking Democrats with the R.E.M. song Everybody Hurts playing underneath it. The band’s reacted to it by calling Trump an […]
February 16, 2019

There’s An AI That Can’t Be Released Because It Writes Too Well

A company that Elon Musk helped start has created an AI so good at writing that they won’t release the beta edition of it because they […]