FRIDAY APRIL 3 NEWS STORIES   Notice The Robocalls Are Gone!? You know there is a silver lining to every scary gray cloud. Overseas call centers […]

NEWS STORIES   Get Your Shake Shake Shack Fix By Mail! Shake Shack announced that it’ll now mail customers eight patties, with buns, cheese and its […]

NEWS STORIES   Google Is Gonna Take This April Fools Day Off Google says because of Corona they won’t partake in any April Fools Day hijinks […]

NEWS STORIES   Pastor Busted For Not Social Distancing At Catholic dances we always had to leave a little room for the Holy Spirit. Tampa Snake […]

NEWS STORIES   Central Park Gets a MASH Unit You may have noticed that things have gotten a little sideways in the Big Apple but in […]

NEWS STORIES   Arkansas Gets a Twister Because the world isn’t shitty enough right now, let’s throw a twister into the mix. Next Cue the locusts! […]

NEWS STORIES   Naked Woman Straddles Wall Street’s ‘Charging Bull’ Don’t know if you watch the news darlin but there’s a virus going around. You don’t […]

NEWS STORIES   All These Businesses With Your Email Really Wanna Let You Know How They’re Handling COVID-19 It seems ever since the Corona Outbreak started […]

NEWS STORIES   Popeyes is Going Next Level Popeyes has been selling chicken sandwiches like theywere made out of toilet paper. Now they are giving out […]

NEWS STORIES   NYC Doesn’t Want You To Eat Ass…For Now In case you don’t know there seems to be a real banger of a health […]

NEWS STORIES   Yale Is Offering Their Happiness Course For Free Online Yale has a massively popular course on Happiness that they are now offering for […]

NEWS STORIES   The New York Times Shows Us The Great Empty Wouldn’t the New Weird have been a much better name for this? Read more […]

NEWS STORIES   Real Dolls Taking Advantage Of Current Corona Situation You can’t catch Covid from a sex doll so why not splurge. It’ll make you […]

NEWS STORIES   Some Good News New York! Liquor Stores Are an Essential Business Liquor stores qualify as essential businesses in New York and will be […]

NEWS STORIES   Former Lost Star With The Bug Calls Out the ‘Cowardly’ He beat the bad bad but he doesn’t feel in a good mood […]

NEWS STORIES   There Are Seven States That DNGAF About Coronavirus Rachel Maddow called out seven states that have been doing little to nothing to combat […]

NEWS STORIES Times Square Is Empty … Except For Those Characters There aren’t many tourists in Times Square these days since the travel ban and many […]

South Beach Closed, Spring Break Is Over Miami’s closing public beaches after 5pm starting this weekend to stop public congregations. If Girls Gone Wild still existed […]

Obama Follows Porn Star Sara Jay Oh shit Barry . You effed up. It’s OK to check, but a follow? Better think of an excuse before […]

MLB Players Wanna Have a Sandlot Style Game With Baseball postponed to what some are speculating could be as late as June, Cincinnati Reds pitcher Trevor […]

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Coronavirus Conference Canceled Due To The Coronavirus In a very ironic turn of events, a conference on the coronavirus has been canceled due to the spread […]