Tehran has threatened to retaliate for Israeli attack on Iranian diplomatic building in Syria.

For a sneak attack it seems like everyone knows about it.

Read more at WSJ

The city of Bogota Colombia is in real trouble. Its reservoirs have hit a low mark never seen before. The city is rationing water as drought conditions continue with no end in sight.

The good news is there’s still plenty of coke.

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With 323 medicines in short supply, U.S. drug shortages have risen to their highest level since the American Society of Health-System Pharmacists began tracking in 2001.

Except there’s still plenty of fentanyl.

Read more at axios.

Truong My Lan is one of a very exclusive circle- woman sentenced to death for white collar crime. She was convicted of taking out $44bn in fraudulent loans from the Saigon Commercial Bank

We’re doing it sisters.

Read more at BBC

Dersh said representing OJ wasn’t personal, he just hired him first. If the victims had reached out to Alan first, he would have absolutely considered representing them.

That is…if they had as much money as OJ had.

Read more at mediaite.

Jackson Holliday’s debut got a lot of attention. His MLB debut just became the second-most-watched regular season game in the network’s 15-year history, only surpassed by Derek Jeter’s final home game with the New York Yankees in 2014.

He’s the Caitlin Clark of Major League Baseball

Read more at Awful Announcing

Shouldn’t you have to have a championship before you get a statue?

Read more at Bleacher Report

On the I Can Fly podcast, Rodgers got into RFK conspiracy shit. “They killed his uncle, killed his dad,” Rodgers said. “We know the CIA was involved. I mean, they can’t declassify it because it’s so damning. We know the FBI was involved,” he said. “So Bobby loses his uncle, JFK, his father, RFK. His cousin dies in a plane crash when he was running against Hillary Clinton. I’m not saying that’s a conspiracy, but it’s kind of a weird coincidence. Bobby’s in danger. He’s putting himself on the line. Why? Because he fucking believes in this country.”

“That is, like I said earlier, the archetype of everything we love about Luke Skywalker and Han Solo,” Rodgers continued, “everything we love about Frodo and Sam and Eragon, and Gandalf, and Merry and Pip. Everything that we love about Gamora and Groot and Rocket and Drax… These people believe in something.”

I don’t know if it is a compliment to be compared to Groot.

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“I’d like to be able to do it but we haven’t been able to,” Costner said of finishing out the series.

“I thought I was going to make seven [seasons] but right now we’re at five. So how it works out – I hope it does – but they’ve got a lot of different shows going on,” he said. “Maybe it will. Maybe this will circle back to me. If it does and I feel really comfortable with [it], I’d love to do it.” He also mentioned some ideas of where he’d go with the characters next. “Well, you know, he needs to be proactive in what happens and I’ve kind of had my own fantasy how it might be but that’s Taylor’s thing,” he said. “I said as much to him a while back. I had thoughts how it could happen, but we just have to see.”

You’re not the writer, thats been the problem all along.

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When OJ Simpson died, he still owed a lot of money on the judgement from the civil trials Nicole Brown and Ron Goldmans families filed and won. The verdicts were for $33 million but Simpsons failure to pay has meant a signifcant vig bringing the owed amount to 9 figures.

They say the best thing to leave your kids is legal trouble.

Read more at Daily Mail

And Josh Gad is going to direct.

Do we really need a fat guy to direct?

Read more at Variety.

Wynonna Judd’s daughter, Grace Kelley, has been formally charged with soliciting prostitution, indecent exposure and obstructing governmental operations/

Ironically, she’s the one Judd nobody wants to have sex with.

Read more at pagesix.

I always pictured this as a musical.

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