September 16, 2019

Is Anyone Really Going To Go To Area 51

Why is the media still acting like millions of housebound nerds will really show up in the desert? If there were really aliens at Area 51, […]
September 16, 2019

QB Takes a Video Game Hit

Holy shit. Your boy gets lit up like video game character. This may be the one of those tackles that gets Oliver Stone out of retirement. […]
September 16, 2019

Elizabeth Hurley Update: She’s Still Really Attractive

Elizabeth Hurley shows us all she’s a really hot vampire while promoting her new bikini line. Every purchase should come with a pint of blood and […]
September 16, 2019

Marine Tackles Kids Fighting, Public Not Pleased

A video of a marine essentially spearing two high school kids fighting has gone viral. The internet is freaked out with the amount of force the […]
September 16, 2019

The Far Side is Coming Back to Life

We live in the era of the reboot and they’ve ranged the gamut from thank-you-entertainment-gods to who cares. But the latest re-animation announcement has excited a […]
September 15, 2019

David Ortiz Speaks About Getting Shot

David Ortiz said that he doesn’t believe him getting shot was a case of mistaken identity. He also laughed off the story that there was a […]
September 15, 2019

Teenage Culture is Now Dominated By The “VSCO Girl”

VSCO is a photo editing app, and “VSCO Girls” are named after such. This pre-teen to teen girl is now described as someone who is environmentally […]
September 15, 2019

Gardner Finds Out Vegetable Thief Is Chunk The Groundhog

When a guy who was just trying to garden some vegetables saw all of his stuff going missing when harvesting he set up a camera and […]
September 15, 2019

High School Shares Their “Avengers” Dance Routine.

The nerds had a nightmare high school experience with daily wedgies and the torture of dodge ball. Then a miracle took place in the high school […]
September 15, 2019

The Ticket Rape of Yankees Fans

Yankees tickets have jumped by almost 50% over a period of just a few years and people are pissed. Any sports fan in America can identify […]
September 15, 2019

How Many Streams Does A Musician Need To Earn A Buck?

Digg broke down how many streams a musician needs to earn a dollar from each streaming service. 4500 hits on YouTube will get you a subway […]
September 15, 2019

Syracuse Offering Unofficial Pop Up Class On How To Become A YouTube Star

A Syracuse student with 445k followers is teaching a pop up class on how to be successful on YouTube and Instagram. There will be a midterm […]
September 15, 2019

New NY Comedy Club Opens in September with Stormy Daniels, Jeremy Piven and Judy Gold

We always love to hear a new comedy club is opening up particularly in a city that doesn’t already have one. On September 20th, the city […]
September 15, 2019

TMZ Finds Out What Felicity Huffman’s Prison Schedule Will Be

Felicity’s got two weeks hard time coming her way and TMZ checked out the schedule at the facility she’ll be staying at. If only Lori Laughlin […]
September 15, 2019

Coke’s Secret Recipe Is Bullshit Marketing

Don’t fall for Coke’s filthy lies! Everyone knows how to make it, they just can’t apparently cuz it’s illegal. What’s next? McDonald’s secret sauce is just […]
September 15, 2019

Kids Go Nuts When Classmate Drains a Bucket

A special needs classmate hit a great shot and the crowd went wild. Looks like a few hundred kids really took that Instagram bullying post to […]
September 14, 2019

Terry Bradshaw Rips AB

Hey Antonio Brown the loudest Steeler of them all just clapped back at you. “I’m glad they got rid of him, and I’m upset now that […]
September 14, 2019

Kylie Jenner Has Surpassed Kim Kardashians PornHub Ranking

After posing for Playboy, Kylie Jenner’s PornHub searches rose 661 percent and she’s surpassed her older sister Kim on the website. Kim only saw a 629% […]
September 14, 2019

Alabama Wants To Track Students To Keep Them at Football Games

Alabama has been known to kick the shit out of their opponents so badly that they’re asking students to download an app that will track them […]
September 14, 2019

Refer To Sam Smith as They/Them

If you are inviting Sam Smith to your wedding, make sure it’s a plus one. They don’t go anywhere without them. Read more at buzzfeednews.com. I’m […]
September 14, 2019

Cool Dudes Have Trump Tatts

If you want to remember these days of weirdness, you may want to get a tattoo for the ages. Give me a Trump and put it […]
September 14, 2019

Guy Keeps Scaring His Best Friend

The real mystery is why would anyone stay friends with this prick. Buy a gun and stop this. Via Twitter. For the past year, I’ve been […]
September 14, 2019

What Did The Fisherman Catch!?

Ah! That exciting moment when you are pulling your catch up to the boat to see for the first time… Via digg.com. Read More Stories From […]
September 14, 2019

BangBros Put In $10 Million Bid To Name Miami Heat Arena

The BangBros, the Miami porn company, put in a $10 million bid for naming rights to the Miami Heat’s arena. They’re in a dead heat with […]
September 14, 2019

35% Of People In Nine States Are Dangerously Overweight

35% of adults in Alabama, Arkansas, Iowa, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota and West Virginia are really obese new data has found. They’re thinking of […]
September 13, 2019

Felicity Huffman Will Head To Jail For 2 Weeks

On Friday, a federal judge sentenced Huffman to 14 days in prison after she pleaded guilty in May to a charge of conspiracy to commit mail […]
September 13, 2019

Is This Firefighter the Next Unbreakable !?

“Now that we know who you are… I know who I am. I’m not a mistake! It all makes sense. In a comic, you know how […]