The army is recruiting in a whole new way. Historical quotes, faceless people, invisible hands– for psychological operations? What the fuck is going on ?

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So…follow this. The Daily Wire obtained a gag order against former employee Candace Owens. She’s on the right. They’re on the right. They were founded by Ben Shaprio. She’s going to debate Ben Shapiro.

The right has gotten as weird as hip hop.

Read more at nypost.

“I just went to use the men’s room in the courthouse and Anderson Cooper was in front of me. He did NOT FLUSH! I had to flush for him. No common decency from these fake news ANIMALS!” / X

You should be flushed. Liar.

I just went to use the men’s room in the courthouse and Anderson Cooper was in front of me.

He did NOT FLUSH! I had to flush for him. No common decency from these fake news ANIMALS!

— Andrew H. Giuliani (@AndrewHGiuliani) May 3, 2024

A whopping 76 percent of respondents wanted campus leaders to ask police to protect students with Democrats (76%), Republicans (79%), and Independents (71%) all overwhelmingly supporting the request.

The other 24% are working on something called the final solution

Read more at mediaite

Bucks guard Patrick Beverley is not welcome at ESPN after disrespecting one of their producers and its all because he tried to eject ESPN’s Malinda Adams from a postgame press scrum.

All he cares about is his pod.

Read more at front office.

“That’s an Olympic gold medal we have there,” Seinfeld said of SNY’s booth while doing an appearance on The Rich Eisen Show.

He still wouldn’t help em move.

Read more at awful announcing.

Free-agent wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. and the Miami Dolphins agreed to a one-year deal worth up to $8.25 million, NFL Network reported Friday. (as per Deadspin)

This will be the thing that gets Mike fired.

Read more at deadspin

This 20-1 long shot could win the Kentucky Derby, rain or shine

Sounds like a great way to lose some money.

Read more at washingtonpost.

A DC screening of A24s new January 6 documentary opened to thunderous applause according to The Daily Beast. But its getting zero public press leading to the speculation that Hollywood is trying to keep it quiet.

It’s not so much the how but the why.

Read more at the daily Beast

Bertinelli went on Instagram to talk about watching her son appear on VH1’s Behind the Music, talking about Eddie Van Halen. She said it was a rough watch for many reasons, including that it made her see that she had turned her marriage to Eddie into a fantasy soulmate recreation of history. But reality was drugs, booze and infidelity.

Well you sure had a good time playing the widow.

Read more at pagesix.com

She twisted an ankle at the Chateau Marmont. “It’s so bad. F–king idiot here tries to do a leap in the living room of the Chateau, and I fell — embarrassed myself — and that’s it.” Then says her mom called right before the foot became news. “I was set up just like she did way back when !!! I wish I had grandparents !!! I can’t stand her !!! I honestly don’t care I will say it !!!”

You and your Flintstone foot both need help.

Read more at pagesix.

Jerry Seinfeld complained that there’s not enough comedy out there anymore and then proceeds to make a movie that history’s softest reviewers called the worst movie of the decade.

Yeah but people on mushrooms are going to love it.

Read more at hollywoodreporter.

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