October 20, 2018

Jerry Jones Wants Jeff Bezos to Buy the Seahawks

Jerry Jones would like the richest man in the world buy the Seahawks and join the NFL. Jer…can we wait until we put the 51st richest […]
October 20, 2018

Rhianna Stood With Kaepernick and Turned Down The SuperBowl

Rihanna turned down the opportunity to be the Super Bowl LIII halftime show because she doesn’t agree with the NFL’s treatment of Colin Kaepernick. So NFL […]
October 18, 2018

Fan Interference Dooms Astros

Fans reaching over the outfield wall interfered with a possible game tying home run making it an automatic out. The Astros went on to lose the […]
October 17, 2018

The Head Of USA Gymnastics Is Resigns After Nike Dig

Mary Bono was brought on as interim president as USA Gymnastics and all was going well for about three days– until she fucked with the money. […]
October 16, 2018

Floyd Mayweather Says Bring on Khabib

After Khabib Nurmagomedov said he wanted to take on Floyd Mayweather, the boxer said “get the check books out” on Instagram indicating he would be down […]
October 15, 2018

Connor McGregor Parties With Cowboys During Pre Game

Connor McGregor was at the Cowboys game on Sunday and was a guest of Jerry Jones. He’s beginning to reach Super Troll Status at this point. […]
October 15, 2018

Deontay Wilder Must Have Forgotten There Was a Person In The Costume he Punched

While on an ESPN show, Deontay Wilder forgot that there was a person inside this mascot costume and ended up punching him so hard he broke […]
October 13, 2018

Usain Bolt Scored 2 Goals in His First Pro Soccer Game

In his first start for Australia’s Central Coast Mariners, Ussain Bolt scored the Mariners’ third and fourth goals in a 4-0 win and celebrated by doing […]
October 10, 2018

Tom Brady Calls NFL “Glorified College Football”

During a radio call in, Tom Brady called the NFL today “glorified college football”. The glorified part must mean that the players actually get paid. Read […]
October 8, 2018

Connor McGregor UFC Fight Turns Into Total Shit Show After His Loss

Connor McGregor lost to Khabib Nurmagomedov late Saturday night in Las Vegas during UFC 229. Khabib then jumped out of the octagon to fight one of […]
October 6, 2018

Tim Tebow Rips Bama Fan

Timmy Tebow took a shot at the Alabama student section “As a student, you’ve done nothing to win all these titles OK? You spend a little […]
October 5, 2018

Big Boy QB is a Highlight Reel

Joshua Johnson is a bad ass QB 6’2 350 lbs and when he drops back into that pocket it’s best to leave him alone. You don’t […]
October 5, 2018

Yankees Fan Brew Soaks A’s Fan

Let’s see I think I’ll wear my A’s stuff to Yankee stadium. That should be cool, right? Read more at nypost.com. Here's a pic of me […]
October 3, 2018

One Of Kobe’s Coolest Moments May Have Been an Optical Illusion

Basketball fans and fans of Kobe Bryant remember a special moment when Kobe Bryant didn’t flinch when Matt Barnes pretended to throw a ball centimeters from […]
October 2, 2018

Earl Thomas Gives The Finger To Seahawks Sideline

Earl Thomas, who’s in the middle of contract negotiations, was carted off the field on Sunday and gave the finger to the Seahawks sideline. Rest In […]
October 1, 2018

All Hail Adam Vinatieri The King Of Football

Kids all over America are running through the streets singing the name of the NFL’s field goal champion. You will probably never hear the name Morten […]
September 29, 2018

Tom Brady Has The Sickest Dance Moves

No need to guess who he voted for anymore with those dance moves. Tom Brady with some 🕺🔥 at stretch#Patriots #Pliability pic.twitter.com/1WjKZRzQpW — The Camera Guys […]
September 27, 2018

Packer Fan’s Sack Shaming Video Goes Viral

Clay Matthews gets penalty after penalty for roughing the Quarterback. A Green Bay fan has made a video shows how a QB sack should be executed […]
September 24, 2018

Gronk Avoided an Off-Season Trade By Threatening To Retire

Adam Schefter says the Pats and the Lions worked out a deal on draft week that would have sent Rob Gronkowski to Detroit but when Gronk […]
September 24, 2018

Foo Fighters Want To Play Super Bowl

The word about Maroon 5 doing the Superbowl alarmed and depressed America. The question kept being asked “what about the Foo Fighters?” Turns out they’ve wanted […]
September 22, 2018

Jets Player Is Probably Regretting This Touchdown Dance after Loss

Former Brown Isaiah Crowell scored a touchdown and then celebrated by wiping his ass with the ball and then throwing it into the crowd. Jets fans […]
September 20, 2018

Blind Kid Scores 2 TDs

“And then a hero comes along With the strength to carry on… And you cast your fears aside And you know you can survive So when […]
September 20, 2018

Texas Superintendent Says Some Real Racist Stuff About Deshaun Watson

Lynn Redden, the superintendent of the Onalaska Independent School District in Onalaska, Texas, posted the following on Facebook, “When you need precision decision making you can’t […]
September 17, 2018

There Were A Lot Of Empty Seats During Week 2 Of The NFL Season

Breitbart was nice enough to round up all the pictures of the empty seats in various NFL stadiums across the league. The NFL is going to […]
September 17, 2018

Bills’ Vontae Davis Quits NFL At Halftime

Vontae Davis shocked the Bills by retiring at halftime saying “I shouldn’t be out there anymore.” After the Bills lost to the Chargers, Buffalo Bills linebacker […]
September 15, 2018

Floyd Mayweather Says He’s Fighting Manny Pacquiao

Floyd Mayweather went on Instagram and claimed that he is coming out of retirement and will have a rematch of the 2015 fight between him and […]
September 11, 2018

Oscar De La Hoya Wants To Run For President

Idiocracy has come full circle. Boxer Oscar De La Hoya says he is very seriously considering running for president of the United States. De La Hoya […]