Boxer Ryan Garcia gave Donald Trump his endorsement for President in the 2024 election. The up and coming boxer made sure to do a little shadow boxing in front of the Don before making his statement.

Crazy recognizes crazy.

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“The White House Correspondents’ Dinner was really bad,” Trump wrote. “Colin Jost BOMBED, and Crooked Joe was an absolute disaster! Doesn’t get much worse than this!”

At least they did one.

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Mona Lisa is moving to a separate room in the basement of the Louvre with upgraded security.

Isn’t that where Pee Wee’s bike is?

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After 4 rounds of hunting ammo were found in his luggage, Ryan Watson faces some serious jail time. He said he didn’t realize the rounds were there in the luggage that he sometimes uses on hunting trips.

This is Midnight Express but for hunters.

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Sterling spent 36 years as the Yanks radio announcer, and all he got was an excessive size big screen tv when he retired. “And the Yankees staged a beautiful day, my kids were all there, and it was great. I didn’t want any gifts. And as far as the TV, we don’t know what we’re gonna do with it yet, but we’ll think about some things. I don’t have any room for it in my place,” Sterling said.

I think he has enough room for a rolex though.

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Appearing on The Pat McAfee Show, Goodell expressed interest in cutting back on the preseason to add an 18th regular-season game and potentially moving the Super Bowl to coincide with Presidents’ Day weekend in mid-February.

Money is more important than CTE.

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Spencer Rattler’s high school portrayal in QB1 seems to have had a huge impact on his draft day. He has a great record and was considered top ten going into the draft but wasn’t picked until day 3. “Spencer Rattler did a reality show in high school,” said Ian Rapoport. “It did not make him look great. And it is unbelievable how many different teams mentioned to me the image of him in that show and how they can’t get it out of their heads, which I think would be a public service announcement to all 17-year-olds. But it is fascinating while teams weigh whether or not to draft him.”

Does everybody want to be judged by the way they were in high school?

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He’s taking the plunge and we’re not talking Nestea. He’s looking forward to “an opportunity to die and be reborn; an opportunity to leave the past behind and be reborn in Christ’s name like it says in Galatians — that you can live as an enlightened and awakened person.”

He already feels like women are trying to crucify his career.

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https://x.com/rustyrockets/status/1783793421049561130

Time for him to do Unmasked.

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The legality of psychedelics is a messy grey area, but that doesn’t stop tech bros from talking about it all the time.

Microdosing is for pussies.

Read more at independent.co.uk.

Ellen DeGeneres is breaking her silence two years after her long-running talk show ended in the wake of allegations of a toxic workplace.

Hopefully the hundreds of millions of dollars you made cushioned the fall.

Read more at USA Today

Well nobody knows but there’s plenty of speculation.

Could have been worse, he could have made it.

Read more at THR.

There’s even a bidding war between Live Nation and AEG to produce the tour, given wide fan demand.

Yet….5 years ago this would have bombed. Hello nostalgia!

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The jeans cost around $800 and are prestained to look like you pissed yourself. And they sold out.

i don’t need to spend 800 to look like i pissed myself

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I’ll need one for long car trips.

Read more at NY Post.

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