June 14, 2019

Finally! Salad Frosting!

Salad Frosting!? How did this not get on Shark Tank. Robert Herjavec would have wanted to invest and they would pass him over to choose Mark […]
June 14, 2019

Ariana Grande Chokes; Cant’t Say Mac Miller’s During Thank You Next

Thank You Next is all about moving on but maybe Ariana Grande isn’t so ready to move on. Course she didn’t have any trouble saying Pete […]
June 14, 2019

Was It Bootleg Liquor That Killed DR Tourists !?

Cops are investigating whether at least seven tourists who died in the Dominican Republic were killed by bad bootleg. It’s hard to turn down alcohol when […]
June 14, 2019

Surveillance Footage Shows What Went Down With Cuba Gooding Jr

A woman has accused Cuba Gooding Jr. of groping her at a bar and TMZ has released surveillance footage from the interaction. If he just turned […]
June 14, 2019

Marina Franklin’s “Single Black Female” Trailer Gets Exclusive Debut on Conan

Team Coco gave an exclusive first look at the trailer for their friend (and ours) Marina Franklin’s first stand-up special! We’re so excited that “Single Black […]
June 13, 2019

My Little Pony Is Adding a Same-Sex Couple

The My Little Pony cartoon has announced they will be adding a same-sex couple of female horses to the shows roster this season. My Little Pony […]
June 13, 2019

Dave Chappelle on Broadway This Summer

Dave Chappelle is coming to the crossroads of the world to make his Broadway debut. Chappelle will perform on the Great White Way this summer with […]
June 13, 2019

Jacked Cat Does Pullups Like It’s Nothing

Meanwhile your dumb dog’s workout routine is just chasing its own tail. My cat is a UNIT pic.twitter.com/Kb5wUiwJW4 — Anthony Wheeler (@NAMELESS) June 11, 2019 Read […]
June 13, 2019

Dad Finds Out About Influencers And Immediately Masters The Art

When this construction working father found out about what a modern day social media influencer was, he decided it was easy and set out to do […]
June 13, 2019

Facebook Put Into a Hypocritical Corner With Mark Zuckerberg Deepfake

Facebook refused to remove a deepfake video of Nancy Pelosi with it’s “Non removal policy” but now users wonder if the site will remove a video […]
June 13, 2019

RuPaul Gets Cory Booker to Admit He’s Ready To Marry Rosario Dawson

Cory Booker did not play it close to his chest when Ru Paul asked him if he would be a bachelor President if he was elected. […]
June 13, 2019

Bald Eagle Swims Across a Lake

If you asked me this morning if i was more likely to see a bear shit on a skateboard or an eagle doing a breast stroke. […]
June 13, 2019

What’s With Dudes and Dick Towels

Go to any gym in America and you will see guys wearing dick towels. The reason is to hide the tiny bulge in their compression tights. […]
June 13, 2019

Ariana Grande Donates a Quarter Mil to Planned Parenthood

Oh Atlanta. Ariana Grande did play a date in Atlanta but gave 250 thousand dollars to Planned Parenthood as a sly fuck you to Georgia Gov. […]
June 12, 2019

Giant Severed Wolf Head Found Preserved From Ice Age

The head of a giant wolf from the Ice Age was found preserved in Siberia. The head is 16 inches long, twice the size of a […]
June 12, 2019

Principal Suspended For Plagiarizing…Ashton Kutcher

A West Virginia principal has been suspended for a week without pay for ripping off Ashton Kutcher’s Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Award acceptance speech. The principal lifted […]
June 12, 2019

By 2040 60% Of Meat Will Come From Labs

A new report predicts that by 2040 60% of meat ingested by humans will have been grown in a lab or be replaced by plant based […]
June 12, 2019

Kawhi Leonard: Karate Master

Kawhi is set to star in the remake of Danny McBride’s “The Foot Fist Way” which will go up against LeBron’s Space Jam 2. Via worldstar. […]
June 12, 2019

People Are At War Over The Nike Plus Size Mannequin

Nike recently unveiled a plus-size mannequin at its Nike location on Oxford Street in London, and after Tanya Gold described it as “gargantuan” and “fat” in […]
June 12, 2019

Scary AI Listened To Voices, Then Drew Their Faces

You think that the robots will never know who you are. Wrong, unless you can be as quiet as that movie that Jim from “The Office” […]
June 12, 2019

Watch All Thirteen Goals The US Women’s National Team Scored Against Thailand

It’s great to win but then at a certain point it becomes bad sportsmanship.Or bad sportwomanship. Still, we crushed them. Deal with it. Via digg.com. Read […]
June 12, 2019

Phanatic Goes Ape Wild In Phillies’ TV Booth

Philly sees itself as a tough town, but then they take shit from a stuffed animal. Read more at mlb.com. Yooooo, John Kruk is FED UP […]
June 11, 2019

Mike Epps Netflix Special Trailer is Out! Watch it Here

Comedian and actor Mike Epps is coming to Netflix and the streamer is promising an appropriately inappropriate no-holds-barred hour. Mike Epps: Only One Mike was filmed […]
June 11, 2019

Is DJ Khaled Planning a Huge Lawsuit Against Billboard!?

DJ Khaled is pissed that he didn’t debut at number one on the Billboard charts. Billboard disqualified all the sales of Khaled’s album that came free […]
June 11, 2019

A Saudi Prince Keeps a $450 Million Leonardo on His Yacht

Sometimes you have to wonder, just because the dipshit has money should he be responsible for a great and irreplaceable work of art? Oh the answer […]
June 11, 2019

Researchers Narrow Down Where Intelligent Life May Exist

Researchers in California have found that about half of the planets we thought could hold complex life forms in fact, cannot due to high levels of […]
June 11, 2019

Kevin Durant Tears Achilles, Sends Message To Fans

Kevin Durant tore his achilles during game 5 of the NBA Finals meaning he’s done til at the earliest next season. The GM of The Warriors […]