Rumor has it Steven Spielberg is working on “telling Biden’s story” at the Democratic National Convention.

I think you’re going to need a bigger boat.

https://x.com/MattBelloni/status/1783812838730994160

Kristi Noem’s VP Odds Crash After Dog Killing Revelation

In her defense, the dog was untrainable.

Read more at Newsweek

Despite ‘the best efforts of the House GOP’s worst people.

Before it ever began.

Read more at Raw Story

Students who missed High School Graduation thanks to covid are now missing out on college grad thanks to the situation with Gaza protests.

I hope this defines your generation for the rest of your life.

Read more at NY Post.

A former high school athletic director has been arrested for framing a school principal using AI that appeared to show him making racist and anti semitic comments. He faked principal Eric Eiswert’s voice in retaliation for the principal investigating his misuse of school funds.

So it was a case of AI by the AD

Read more at CBS News.

Phil Elwood’s book, All the Worst Humans: How I Made News for Dictators, Tycoons, and Politicians is due out in June and promises to burn down a lot of bridges.

He’s gonna spin it to be a lot more positive than it was.

Read more at Politico

Highly touted prospect Jackson Holliday has been optioned to the minor leagues by the Orioles after starting his big league career with a disappointing thud.

At least he enough time to destroy his confidence.

Read more at ESPN

WR Rome Oduze was being asked if he could land a plane, but right before that he said something odd. Pigeons are not real. They are AI.

You have a better chance of landing a plane than you do getting to the SB with the Bears.

https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/1763579745684324587

The 43 year old mother of 2 got naked for the photoshoot and looks better than ever.

Sure if you’re not actually taking care of your kids you have the time.

Read more at TMZ

“Are you really speaking truth to power or do you just think you look cool in a cufe? Yeah. Which is really just the new Che Guevara t shirt,” he said.

Its also a great way to describe Bill Maher.

Read more at The Wrap

Richard Simmons urged fans not to watch the unauthorized biopic that will star Pauly Shore, and Pauly is very sad. In fact, he says he was up all night crying after Simmons posted his disapproval.

“You guys, I was up all night crying regarding Richard Simmons’ tweet,” Shore wrote on his Instagram Thursday. “Richard, how do you not approve of this movie? I mean, really, who’s better to play you in a movie than ME? Leonardo DiCaprio’s not gonna play you. Brad Pitt’s not gonna play you. I’m perfect. Everyone already thinks I’m you. We’re the same. Beautiful, inside and out. Hellll yea! “Richard, you haven’t even heard the pitch. Why don’t you simply let me come over to your house, bring you some warm matzo ball soup and a pastrami sandwich with dark mustard from Canters, rub your feet, and we can listen to the writer, Jordan Allen-Dutton, pitch you our idea? … Richard, you’re going to love our movie. We’re going to make the most beautiful cinematic masterpiece that’s going to honor you in a way that you’ll drop to your knees and cry with joy and happiness.”

Pauly, nobody is interested in Richard Simmons OR Pauly Shore.

Read more at THR

“You don’t want an award to improve your status. You want to improve the award’s status,” Hawke recalled, quoting his former co-star. “That’s the way he thinks, and that’s what I’m talking about playing with [baseball great] Babe Ruth.”

Unfortunately Ethan hasn’t had a chance to use it .

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Real-Life ‘Baby Reindeer’ Martha claims “Richard Gadd Is Stalking Me.” Gadd is “bullying an older woman for fame and fortune.” She is quoted saying: “He’s using Baby Reindeer to stalk me now. I’m the victim. He’s written a bloody show about me.

Send him a couple thousand emails to explain.

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