“We must never forget Hamas owns this entire catastrophe and can end this. Send them all home and surrender,” he said.

This stroke has made him so much more interesting.

Read more at mediaite

‘Hamas Owns This Entire Catastrophe’: Fetterman Jabs the Media For Not Covering Enough the Hostages Still In Gaza

Thanks to a new law DeSantis just signed, satanists can no longer be hired as school chaplains in public schools. “Some have said that if you do a school chaplain program, that somehow you’re going to have Satanists running around in all our schools,” he said at a press conference at a high school in Kissimmee, where he also signed a bill (HB 1317) giving more school access to “patriotic organizations.”

“We’re not playing those games in Florida,” DeSantis continued. “That is not a religion. That is not qualifying to be able to participate in this.”

Does that really require a bill?

Read more at Talahassee.com

A German billionaire was missing for 3 years before being declared dead. Now it looks like he faked his own death to go live with his Russian mistress and his younger brother seems to have known all about it.

When is this B movie coming to lifetime?

Read more at newsweek.

Patrick and Brit Mahomes were enjoying a night out in Cabo when some Raiders fans heckled them while they were on their way out of a fancy restaurant. Some goons were booing and hissing them, and shouting “RAIDERS”.

You got no skin in the game dude, wait until you buy a ticket.

Read more at TMZ

While covering a new Utah hockey team, McAfee got into some Mormon topics, discussing soaking, and its next level safe sex option- quaking. Soaking of course is “putting it in and leaving it in” which isn’t breaking any rules as long as you don’t move it around. Quaking takes things to the next level by having someone else kick the underside of the bed to move things around without moving around.

Quaking is the most interesting show topic he’s had yet.

Read more at awful announcing.

The son of Pro Basketball Hall of Famer Scottie Pippen, announced his commitment to Michigan on Friday.
Now he needs to know where Michael Jordan’s son’s at. How can you be a Robin without a Batman?

Read more at ESPN

The Dallas Cowboys don’t seem to be in a hurry to re-sign Dak Prescott to a long-term contract extension, and he doesn’t mind.

Yeah he’s already got his bag why worry.

Read more at ESPN

Wemby wouldn’t go on stage when Drake invited him up at a show, and JJ Redick explained that Victor didn’t want to go up unless the whole team was invited. “What 19-year-old kid doesn’t want to go up on stage with Drake? There’s been anomalies for star players in that they have been low-maintenance. There’s like Steph, and there’s been like, Tim Duncan. Wemby’s one of those guys.”

Does steph really fit? Mr. 3 from the outside?

Read more at bleacher report.

Wynonna Judd’s daughter was arrested on charges of public indecency and prostitution. The prostitution part is because she was naked holding a sign that said “ride for a ride.” And yet she’s still in jail? Turns out she’s now serving 8 years because she was serving probation for a drug charge.

This is better than any of her moms country songs.

Read more at toofab.

“Honey Don’t” just added Charlie Day, Billy Eichner, and Talia Ryder to the cast.

Wonder how he’ll fuck this one up.

Read more at indiewire.

“It is what it is, warts and all,” Fincher said. “And some of it is spectacular and some of it is stuff that I would change or fix today, but I didn’t want to mess with that. There’s a lot of imperfections, there’s a lot of things that you just don’t see on film. When people say they love the look of film, what they’re talking about is chaos, entropy, and softness. Now, of course, we live in an HDR world where you get those kinds of very deep, rich, velvety blacks for free. And we had to negotiate that fine line between what to fix or not. So we attempted to go back in and fix to make it match. And kind of repaint stuff and just take out water spots and little edge flashes.”

That’s funny… thought it was perfect

Read more at indienews.

‘The Tortured Poets Department’ became the first album to surpass 200 million streams on Spotify in a single day.

Glad to see this Taylor Swift is starting to catch on.

Read more at variety.

One regret is turning down a role in The Wedding Singer as Drew Barrymore’s friend.

The role she turned down, the rest of us dont even remember.

Read more at THR

Writers at Sesame Workshop reached a five-year agreement with the production company behind “Sesame Street,” averting the possibility of picket lines.

Guess they taught the bosses about numbers.

Read more at Variety

The Wall Street Journal pointed out what may seem obvious to everyone except Elon Musk. When he turned his back on democrats and started pissing them off, he significant irritated the very people who made Tesla a huge success. Cuz who goes EV? Dems go EV.

Someone needs to watch Modi’s know your audience.

Read more at WSJ

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