Wednesday May 1 Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 5.1


NEWS STORIES

 



Gaza Protestor Clashes With Fox News Reporter

The conversations started simply, but when the reporter pressed the activist on some negative behavior by protestors she called everything he asked about a “false narrative” and shut him down when he brought up October 7th.

Don’t make me be on Fox’s side.

Read more at mediaite.


Columbia Students Lawyer Says There are Calls for Genocide of Jews

An attorney for a Jewish student suing Columbia University says “There are straight-out calls for the genocide of Jews.” He explained further, “This has happened because of complacency and appeasement by our academic institutions.”

This wasn’t in the brochure.

Read more at The Hill


DEA is Reclassifying Marijuana

The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration plans to reclassify marijuana as a less dangerous drug,

Everyone get ready for their weed to get a fed tax.

Read more at apnews.


Poconos Love Nest Shuttering

One of the last remaining couples retreats resorts in the Poconos featuring delightfully tacky heart shaped tubs, private pools and champagne glass jacuzzi’s has announced they will be closing in a month.

There’s something about a 50 year old champagne glass jacuzzi that just grosses people out.

Read more at NY Post.



SPORTS



The Secret of Minnesota Success

The Minnesota Twins are on an eight game winning streak and they are giving thanks to summer sausage for the wins. The team has been on a roll after hitting coach David Popkins brought a summer sausage into the dugout and beckoned his players to tap it before they hit.

This seems like the beginning of a gay porn.

Read more at huffpost.


Magic Johnson Blames Load Management For Lakers Loss

Following the Lakers’ loss in Game 5 on Monday night, Magic Johnson tweeted on Tuesday, “The Lakers have nobody but themselves to blame. They wouldn’t have been in the play-in game or finished as a [seventh] seed this season if they hadn’t lost too many games because of load management.”

Take the load off Annie….

Read more at Bleacher Report


JJ Redick Doenst Care

If you think JJ Redick is condescending, he doesn’t fucking care.

Which is of course, the definition of condescending.

Read more at awful announcing


Fox Wants $7 Million for Super Bowl Ads

Starting early eh?

Read more at variety.




CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Barbra Pisses Off Everyone After Ozembic Question

Streisand, 82, wrote, “Give him my regards did you take Ozempic?” in response to a photo Melissa McCarthy posted with director Matthew Bourne. The internet was aghast.

We are past the point where we would be ashamed of Ozembic.

Read more at fox news.


Dwayne Johnson $250 Million Movie Is Off Track

The Rock’s big Christmas blockbuster hopeful, Red One, has been delayed and word is, things are a mess.

We all owe Vin Diesel an apology.

Read more at The Wrap


Amy Schumer Taking Shit for Her Magazine Cover

At least it’s not anti semitic it’s just old fashioned mysogeny.

Read more at variety.


Jon Bon Jovi Wasnt Faithful to Wife

Bon Jovi, 62, spoke to Michael Strahan about his early days in the music industry during ABC’s “Halfway There” special Monday, joking that he was “not saying that there weren’t 100 girls in [his] life” at the time. This was to clarify statements that he got away with murder during her marriage to Dorothea Hurley, his highschool sweetheart and wife.

Thats a lot of bragging for a guy with a little penis.

Read more at pagesix.






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