March 11, 2020

McDonald’s Four-patty Big Mac

Nothing like the new four patty Big Mac. Grab it with an apple basket of fries and a kiddy pool of coke. Read more at nydailynews.com. […]
March 11, 2020

MLB Player Christian Yelich Has To Deal With Everyone Talking About His Hot Mom Now

Christian Yelich posted a photo with his mom on Twitter and it didn’t take long for people to comment on how young his mom looks. Yelich […]
March 11, 2020

Billie Eillish Shows Off Her Body to Combat Body Shaming

At a recent concert, Billie Eillish played a 2 minute video where she stripped down to her bra and made a bold statement about the pressures […]
March 11, 2020

Finally, A Dating App For Little Dicks

Dinky One is a dating app that is meant for guys with penises smaller than the average size, 5.5 inches when erect. The site already has […]
March 10, 2020

The Flip The Switch Challenge Is The New Hot Trend

The Flip The Switch challenge is the latest trend to get really hot and seems to be Tik Tok’s first real foray into the viral challenge […]
March 10, 2020

Hockey Coaches Cause a Pier Six Brawl

You will want to get your kids into Youth sports knowing coaches will teach team work and sportsmanship. Of course sometimes they are just thugs. Via […]
March 10, 2020

Corey Feldman’s Documentary Premiere Has Been Hacked

The premier of Corey Feldman’s documentary that was going to expose a Hollywood underage sex ring was hacked and the film was not shown, either in […]
March 10, 2020

Scientology Pranked In Los Angeles

YouTube pranksters projected the word “Sucks” underneath the Scientology sign in Los Angeles. Scientology would sue them but all their resources are currently being directed towards […]
March 10, 2020

Watch the Trailer for Tom Segura’s Next Giant Netflix Hit

Tom Segura is not for the faint-hearted. In his next Netflix special, Ball Hog, Segura delivers advice on how to handle emotionally fragile people– which is […]
March 10, 2020

Chrissy Teigen and Miley Cyrus Troll Nick Lachey’s ‘Love Is Blind’ Intro, Obviously

Nick Lachey has a much needed TV hit but that doesn’t mean that his status has risen. He still comes off as a dick. Good Old […]
March 10, 2020

Looks Like Led Zeppelin Really Did Write Stairway to Heaven’

The Zeppelin boys finally end a long ugly lawsuit about the ownership of Stairway to Heaven. Then won. Now they can go back to trying to […]
March 9, 2020

New Rams Logo Leaks, No One Impressed

The new Los Angeles Rams logo leaked and the internet is roasting the hell out of it. They had to skimp on a graphic designed since […]
March 8, 2020

Women Get Into Supermarket Scuffle Over Toilet Paper

If you saw someone take all the double ply and all that was left was SINGLE… you’d be ready to fight to the death also. Via […]
March 8, 2020

The NBA Says Empty Arena Games Are a Possibility

Amid increasing concerns about the COVID-19 coronavirus, the NBA asked teams on Friday to begin developing processes and identifying actions required if they have to play […]
March 8, 2020

Stephen King Not A Fan Of Woody Allen’s Book Getting Dropped

After Woody Allen’s book got dropped by his publisher, Stephen King jumped on Twitter to criticize the decision by them to not put the book out. […]
March 8, 2020

British Bro Wins World’s Best Mullet

Mulletfest just happened in Australia and a British man took home the top prize. To keep the 80’s theme going he should try to convert that […]
March 8, 2020

OJ Simpson’s Stocking Up During This Coronavirus Outbreak

OJ Simpson posted to Twitter a picture of himself stocking up on supplies amid the coronavirus outbreak here in the States. He already has plenty of […]
March 8, 2020

Katy Perry’s Rough Haul with Baby Daddy Orlando Bloom

Katy Perry is excited about having a baby but being in a relationship with an adult baby is not easy. We’d tell him to “act like […]
March 8, 2020

State Deptartment Wants You To Stay Off Cruise Ships

The State Department is thinking “If You Cruise You Lose” during the modern day plague. Could they next tell us no destination weddings!? Read more at […]
March 8, 2020

How To Make a Box Fit A Wrong-Sized Object

This is so elegant, so simple and so perfect, it makes you wonder how you will eff it up. Via digg. Doesn't fit? Reconstruct! Watch more […]
March 8, 2020

Post Malone Denies Drug And Alcohol Abuse After Odd Behavior At Live Shows

Video of Post Malone acting strangely during live shows has been circulating making his fans think he’s got a serious drug and alcohol problem. He had […]
March 8, 2020

Coronavirus Mask Bandits Hold Up Race Track

This will make a feel good crime caper movie. The Coronavirus Mask Bandits struck for what is certainly the start of a merry crime spree. Nick […]
March 7, 2020

Petition Calls For Coachella to be Cancelled

SXSX is cancelled. Now people are asking the same for Coachella– to go away. Is Skankfest next? What has Artie sick!? Help! Read more at dailymail.co.uk. […]
March 7, 2020

Ex-Mob Boss Reviews Mob Movies

Not only is he fact checking your favorite mob movies but he picks the best mob actor and it’s funny. Funny how? Like a Clown? Via […]
March 7, 2020

Notice That all Fast Food Joints are Looking Alike

The future is here folks and it all looks the same. It also tastes the same. That’s because it’s all soylent green. Via digg. Read More […]
March 7, 2020

Ben Affleck Breaks Down His Big Roles

Of course you didn’t go see Affleck’s new movie but face it. He’s done a lot of movies you like. Stop frontin bitch. Via YouTube. Watch […]
March 7, 2020

Here’s Some Songs To Help Your Grubby Little Hands

The CDC says you should wash your hands for 20 seconds, or long enough to hum happy birthday twice. People are terrified of Corona but don’t […]