June 16, 2019

We’ve Run Out Of Things To Write About So Here’s The History Of The Cell Phone Holster

The cell phone holster is the fanny pack of the 20th century. 10 years from now, everyone will be using them again. Read more at fox.com. […]
June 16, 2019

People Are Having Sex While Wearing Their AirPods

Nearly one in five AirPod owners claim that they’ve had sex while wearing the wireless earbuds. The other 80 percent of AirPod users must just not […]
June 16, 2019

Noah’s Ark Depictions Always Seem To Feature Gay Lions

A writer tweeted a Noah’s Ark cartoon that features two male lions aboard the ship, even though the artist drew a male and female chicken. Then […]
June 16, 2019

Cali Inmates Get Weed Rights With One Major Catch

A California appeals court ruled this week that inmates can legally possess marijuana in prison, they just can’t ingest it. This is great for any inmate […]
June 15, 2019

Man Destroys TV After Losing On Warriors Bet

One sports book needs to start offering a prop bet on what the over/under will be on TV’s destroyed during an NBA final. Via worldstarhiphop.com. Watch […]
June 15, 2019

Drake Released 2 New Songs To Celebrate The Raptors’ Win

To celebrate his hometown team, the Toronto Raptors, winning their first NBA championship, Drake released 2 new songs. “Omertà” and “Money in the Grave“. Drake also […]
June 15, 2019

White People With Ethnic Names Learn About Prejudice The Hard Way

A blonde white girl named Lakeisha talks about the struggles she faces having a “black sounding” name, a white guy named Tim Machouba whose name “sounds […]
June 15, 2019

Alligator Swimming Around With Knife Stuck In Its Head

Texas alligators make the Florida alligators look like guppies. This gator has a knife stuck in the middle of his head and is swimming around with […]
June 15, 2019

Bruins Fan Giving Blue Lobster to St. Louis Aquarium

This Bruins fan wanted to honor the St. Louis Blues win over the Boston Bruins His reason? He wanted to show Bruins fans are classy. If […]
June 15, 2019

Glenn Danzig Is The New Tommy Wiseau

Glenn Danzig apparently made a horror film so bad that it became hilarious. Now I have to see it. Shit. Read more at avclub.com. Read More […]
June 15, 2019

This Is What The Harriet Tubman $20 Dollar Bill Would Have Looked Like

The New York Times got the mock up of what the Harriet Tubman twenty dollar bill would have looked like. If you’re thinking it’s not too […]
June 15, 2019

Crazy Far-Right Host Says Meatless Burgers Are Changing Human DNA

Rick Wiles, host of TruNews and famous for antisemitic and racist conspiracy theories is now moving on to bigger and better issues: meatless burgers. Wiles says […]
June 15, 2019

Barber Teams Up With Mom For Weird Sadistic Prank

In 5 years when this kids hair hangs below his ass and he refuses to ever touch it, remember this moment you scarred him for life […]
June 14, 2019

Man Sends His Toes To Bar That Makes Mummified Toe Cocktails

A man sent his toes that he lost to frostbite to a bar in Canada that makes a cocktail with them called the Sourtoe. Their chicken […]
June 14, 2019

Twitter Pissed At Golfer Who Gives His Caddy Shit Live On TV

Jordan Spieth was caught on mic giving his caddy shit on TV and the good folks over on Twitter were not happy about it. These people […]
June 14, 2019

Plant Guy Has A Gift For Kawhi Leonard

Please no one let Plant Guy near Kawhi. Them meeting will not end well. Global News' Mark Carcasole caught up with a Raptors' fan dubbed "Plant […]
June 14, 2019

Elizabeth Warren Wants To Wipe Out Your Student Debt

“It’s time to decide: Are we going to be a country that only helps the rich and powerful get richer and more powerful, or are we […]
June 14, 2019

Finally! Salad Frosting!

Salad Frosting!? How did this not get on Shark Tank. Robert Herjavec would have wanted to invest and they would pass him over to choose Mark […]
June 14, 2019

Ariana Grande Chokes; Cant’t Say Mac Miller’s During Thank You Next

Thank You Next is all about moving on but maybe Ariana Grande isn’t so ready to move on. Course she didn’t have any trouble saying Pete […]
June 14, 2019

Was It Bootleg Liquor That Killed DR Tourists !?

Cops are investigating whether at least seven tourists who died in the Dominican Republic were killed by bad bootleg. It’s hard to turn down alcohol when […]
June 14, 2019

Surveillance Footage Shows What Went Down With Cuba Gooding Jr

A woman has accused Cuba Gooding Jr. of groping her at a bar and TMZ has released surveillance footage from the interaction. If he just turned […]
June 13, 2019

My Little Pony Is Adding a Same-Sex Couple

The My Little Pony cartoon has announced they will be adding a same-sex couple of female horses to the shows roster this season. My Little Pony […]
June 13, 2019

Jacked Cat Does Pullups Like It’s Nothing

Meanwhile your dumb dog’s workout routine is just chasing its own tail. My cat is a UNIT pic.twitter.com/Kb5wUiwJW4 — Anthony Wheeler (@NAMELESS) June 11, 2019 Read […]
June 13, 2019

Dad Finds Out About Influencers And Immediately Masters The Art

When this construction working father found out about what a modern day social media influencer was, he decided it was easy and set out to do […]
June 13, 2019

Facebook Put Into a Hypocritical Corner With Mark Zuckerberg Deepfake

Facebook refused to remove a deepfake video of Nancy Pelosi with it’s “Non removal policy” but now users wonder if the site will remove a video […]
June 13, 2019

RuPaul Gets Cory Booker to Admit He’s Ready To Marry Rosario Dawson

Cory Booker did not play it close to his chest when Ru Paul asked him if he would be a bachelor President if he was elected. […]
June 13, 2019

Bald Eagle Swims Across a Lake

If you asked me this morning if i was more likely to see a bear shit on a skateboard or an eagle doing a breast stroke. […]