April 2, 2020

Thursday April 2: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   Get Your Shake Shake Shack Fix By Mail! Shake Shack announced that it’ll now mail customers eight patties, with buns, cheese and its […]
April 1, 2020

Wednesday April 1: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   Google Is Gonna Take This April Fools Day Off Google says because of Corona they won’t partake in any April Fools Day hijinks […]
March 31, 2020

Tuesday March 31: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   Pastor Busted For Not Social Distancing At Catholic dances we always had to leave a little room for the Holy Spirit. Tampa Snake […]
March 30, 2020

Monday March 30: Daily Links (Plus Weekend Links)

NEWS STORIES   Central Park Gets a MASH Unit You may have noticed that things have gotten a little sideways in the Big Apple but in […]
March 29, 2020

Sunday March 29: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   Arkansas Gets a Twister Because the world isn’t shitty enough right now, let’s throw a twister into the mix. Next Cue the locusts! […]
March 28, 2020

Saturday March 28: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   Naked Woman Straddles Wall Street’s ‘Charging Bull’ Don’t know if you watch the news darlin but there’s a virus going around. You don’t […]
March 27, 2020

Friday March 27: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   All These Businesses With Your Email Really Wanna Let You Know How They’re Handling COVID-19 It seems ever since the Corona Outbreak started […]
March 26, 2020

Thursday March 26: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   Popeyes is Going Next Level Popeyes has been selling chicken sandwiches like theywere made out of toilet paper. Now they are giving out […]
March 25, 2020

Wednesday March 25: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   NYC Doesn’t Want You To Eat Ass…For Now In case you don’t know there seems to be a real banger of a health […]
March 24, 2020

Tuesday March 24: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   Yale Is Offering Their Happiness Course For Free Online Yale has a massively popular course on Happiness that they are now offering for […]
March 23, 2020

Monday March 23: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   The New York Times Shows Us The Great Empty Wouldn’t the New Weird have been a much better name for this? Read more […]
March 22, 2020

Sunday March 22: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   Real Dolls Taking Advantage Of Current Corona Situation You can’t catch Covid from a sex doll so why not splurge. It’ll make you […]
March 21, 2020

Saturday March 21: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   Some Good News New York! Liquor Stores Are an Essential Business Liquor stores qualify as essential businesses in New York and will be […]
March 20, 2020

Friday March 20: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   Former Lost Star With The Bug Calls Out the ‘Cowardly’ He beat the bad bad but he doesn’t feel in a good mood […]
March 19, 2020

Thursday March 19: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES   There Are Seven States That DNGAF About Coronavirus Rachel Maddow called out seven states that have been doing little to nothing to combat […]
March 18, 2020

Wednesday March 18: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES Times Square Is Empty … Except For Those Characters There aren’t many tourists in Times Square these days since the travel ban and many […]
March 17, 2020

Tuesday March 17: Daily Links

Wrestlemania Moved From Tampa To an Empty Performance Arena The City of Tampa will not be hosting Tampa Bay because of the ban on large gatherings […]
March 16, 2020

Monday March 16: Daily Links

South Beach Closed, Spring Break Is Over Miami’s closing public beaches after 5pm starting this weekend to stop public congregations. If Girls Gone Wild still existed […]
March 15, 2020

Sunday March 15 Daily Links

Obama Follows Porn Star Sara Jay Oh shit Barry . You effed up. It’s OK to check, but a follow? Better think of an excuse before […]
March 14, 2020

Saturday March 14, 2020 Daily Links

MLB Players Wanna Have a Sandlot Style Game With Baseball postponed to what some are speculating could be as late as June, Cincinnati Reds pitcher Trevor […]
March 12, 2020

Trump Drops F-Bomb Into a Hot Mic

It's not everyday that you hear the President of the United States drop the F-Bomb.
March 12, 2020

Daily Links: Thursday March 12, 2020

Colorado Is Ditching Columbus Day For Cabrini Day In Colorado, the first Monday of October will now honor Frances Xavier Cabrini, who according to the bill, […]
March 11, 2020

Want To Go To A Fyre Fest But Only Jared Leto Is There? Mars Island Is For You!

If you couldn’t make it to Fyre Fest and you only like 30 Seconds To Mars, then Mars Island is the place for you. For only […]
March 11, 2020

Joe Biden Gets Into It With Autoplant Worker

This is just a preview of how the Trump/Biden debates are going to go. .@joebiden touring auto plant in Detroit quickly gets into an argument with […]
March 11, 2020

SXSW No Refunds, Wheel of Fortune, More Events Cancel Audiences and Other Corona Virus Links

Coronavirus Conference Canceled Due To The Coronavirus In a very ironic turn of events, a conference on the coronavirus has been canceled due to the spread […]
March 11, 2020

Alex Jones Gets a DWI

The CIA has been pumping Vodka into Alex Jones faucet in an effort to thwart the news about the gay elites starting the corona-virus. Read more […]
March 11, 2020

McDonald’s Four-patty Big Mac

Nothing like the new four patty Big Mac. Grab it with an apple basket of fries and a kiddy pool of coke. Read more at nydailynews.com. […]