Nearly all of Puerto Rico is without power on New Year’s Eve with 90% of the power company’s customers in the dark.

Great bet they could all see the fireworks better

Read more at apnews.

“I think escalation’s good. When we get down to it, remember they’re the ones backpedaling and, like I said, when an enemy’s in retreat, fix bayonets and pursue,” Bannon responded.

Thanks for keeping us all entertained

Read more at mediaite.

Heidi Garner revealed she “tailgated” with Travis Kelce in her dressing room ahead of his March 2023 hosting debut on the comedy sketch series with BBQ and drinks.

Guess we’re lucky he didn’t also try to block or tackle or run for a td.

Read more at pagesix.

He’s at Barstool Sports now, but is there room for him to return? Awful Announcing speculates.

Hope so. We need someone to hate.

Read more at awful announcing.

Buck played Campbell’s on the field interview, and Campbell was so horse, that Buck said- sounds like he’s gonna go live in a van down by the river.

Hey man, this is a broadcast not a roast.

Read more at awul announcing.

https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/1873925990826860698

A bunch of nobodies on social networks are looking at pap pics of Kelce, saying he never looks happy anymore and speculating that his relationship with Taylor Swift could be on the rocks.

Might have something to do with the playoffs coming up?

Read more at atlantablackstar.

In her new special, “Michelle Buteau: A Buteau-ful Mind at Radio City Music Hall,” she said comics need to be able “to tell jokes and stories and not disparage a whole community. We can do that. We can make it funny. We just have to work at it, right? So, if you ever run into Dave Chappelle can you let him know that shit? I don’t think he knows that shit.”

Prepare to hear from all the comic bros

Read more at variety.com

The government of Malta is kind of pissed that he said that, after they set aside $48 million for him to film there.

So he should lie?

Read more at Business Insider.

“More than eight years ago, Angelina filed for divorce from Mr. Pitt,” Jolie’s attorney, James Simon, said in a statement. “She and the children left all of the properties they had shared with Mr. Pitt, and since that time she has focused on finding peace and healing for their family. This is just one part of a long ongoing process that started eight years ago. Frankly, Angelina is exhausted, but she is relieved this one part is over.”

Read more at apnews.

With HBO opting not to pick up running episodes of Sesame Street, some are wondering if the game changing PBS series has a future.

If you want kids to watch, put it on youtube.

Read more at rollingstone.

This article could be written every day for the last 45 years.

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‘What If They Don’t Catch Me?’: Fearless Boy Shuts Down Neighborhood ‘Karen’ with Epic Comeback While Riding His Dirt Bike In ‘Unauthorized’ Area

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