Tuesday May 13 2025 Daily Links

TUESDAY MAY 13 NEWS STORIES


Flights Could Be Disrupted Across U.S.

The US Transportation Secretary is warning that the disruptions at Newark Airport could soon be happening across the US.

“Disrupted” is the new norm.

Read more at NY Times


At Newark One Controller to Oversee up to 180 Takeoffs and Landings

One air traffic controller (ATC) and a trainee will operate every flight in and out of Newark between 6.30pm-9.30pm — despite 15 staffers being the standard requirement for a shift.

You just made me throw up in my mouth.

Read more at NY Post


Macron Coke Claims

Macron went to Kyiv by train with U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer and German Chancellor Friedrich Merz for discussions with Ukrainian President Volodymr Zelensky about support for Kyiv against Russian aggression. Social media users claimed images showed proof of shared cocaine use.

At least they’re getting stuff done.

Read more at newsweek.


US Popularity Plummeting Worldwide

The world is more divided than ever, but there’s still something (nearly) everyone agrees on: The U.S. is unloved.

And that includes the US

Read more at politico.


Guess Which State is the Fattest?

West Virginia tops the list!

A lot of that is just their tourists.

Read more at US News


TUESDAY MAY 13 SPORTS STORIES


Michael Jordan Joins NBC 
Jordan will deliver NBA Coverage for the network as a ‘Special Contributor’

Great! He’s got all the charisma of a Tom Brady.

Read more at TMZ


TUESDAY MAY 13 CELEB STORIES


Steven Seagal You’ve Changed
Who knew Russian food was so fattening?

Daryl Hall Hates Those Yacht Rock Jerkoffs

“This is something I don’t understand. First of all, yacht rock was a fucking joke by two jerk offs in California and suddenly it became a genre,” Hall declared. “I don’t even understand it. I never understood it.”

You realize you won right? You don’t have to be this angry.

Read more at ultimateclassicrock


Kevin Spacey Joins Cast of Conspiracy Thriller 

Kevin Spacey has joined the cast of upcoming conspiracy action-thriller “The Awakening,” marking another role for the two-time Oscar winner as he looks to rebuild his career.

Spacey’s back.

Read more at variety.


Contestant Pretty Pissed Over Fake Nathan Fielder Singing Competition

A woman spent 10k trying to get into a new singing competition series only to find out it was fake, for Nathan Fielder’s The Rehearsal. So she’s pretty pissed.

Hey dude, why don’t you just write a fucking script.

Read more at variety


David Blaine Fasts Before His Shows
Why does Blaine starve himself for days before attempting a major stunt?
Cause he doesn’t want to shit himself.Read more at WSJ


Loved The Office? Try The Paper
Peacock’s ‘Office’ follow-up series will be called ‘The Paper’, and will bring back only one castmember- Oscar- to work at a local newspaper in Toledo Ohio.

Maybe a prequel would have made more sense.

Read more at THR


Tracy Morgan, Daniel Radcliffe To Star in NBC Comedy

The series is currently titled “The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins” about a disgraced former football player.

Daniel’s gonna get pregnant.Read more at variety.


Metallica Fans Cause Earthquake

The jumping that took place during a performance of Enter Sandman in Virginia caused a tiny earthquake!

This just means that Gen X got even fatter.


Daughter of Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard arrested at Columbia University 

Hope she realizes Gaza isn’t on the Upper West Side

Read more at The Guardian