July 2, 2018

Kid Has Police After Him For Mowing The Wrong Lawn

A 12-year old kid has a thriving lawn mowing business named “Mr. Reggies Lawn Cutting Service”. While mowing a client’s lawn he accidentally mowed part of […]
June 24, 2018

Sharks Circle Surfers Who Seem To Have No Idea

Everyone knows surfers are fearless, how else would they always be robbing banks and skydiving. Watch more viral videos. . .
June 24, 2018

Gay Pride Parades Criticized As Being “Excuse For Straight Kids To Party”

USA Today spoke with a part of the LGBTQ community that feels Gay Pride and the parades have been co-opted by young straight people who are […]
June 20, 2018

Uber Will Charge You Less To Wait Longer

The company is currently testing out an option in Los Angelas and San Francisco that will give riders an incentive to wait longer than they normally […]
June 19, 2018

Donkey Tries To Assault This Drunk Guy

This Donkey is just the latest to get exposed by the Me Too movement. He’s already lost all endorsement deals. Via worldsar. Watch more viral videos. […]
June 8, 2018

Chinese Cop Pony Rides Old Man Across Street

“If you want to ride Don’t ride the white horse White horse Don’t ride the white horse No no no If you want to be rich […]
June 3, 2018

FBI Agent Drops And Fires Gun After Showing Off Dance Moves

An off duty FBI agent showed off his dance moves at a bar, did a back flip, dropped his gun and then accidentaly fired it while […]
June 2, 2018

Hannity Next ‘Target of The Deep State’

Hannity heard some shit from the Info Wars intel. Spygate has Hannity in its crosshairs. Careful, Deep State. Sean does have are a very particular set […]
May 24, 2018

How Much Money Do You Need To Have For A Bank To Consider You Rich?

The magic number to be considered “ultra-high net worth” is $25 million according to banks. That is, if you care what banks think about you. Read […]
May 23, 2018

Anthony Hopkins Has No Idea If His Daughter Has Kids: ‘I Don’t Care’

Sir Anthony Hopkins admitted he doesn’t know if his estranged daughter Abigail has made him a grandfather. “I don’t have any idea,” he told The Telegraph. […]
May 18, 2018

Furious Woman Throws Shit at Tim Hortons

After being told she was not allowed to use the public bathroom, this woman decided the best way to show her anger with the situation was […]
May 8, 2018

Gronk Fires Giant Mini-Gun In His Best Jesse Ventura In Predator Impression

A video showed up on Instagram of Rob Gronkowski firing off a mini-gun in what looks like an airplane hangar. What people don’t know is that […]
April 19, 2018

I’m in Austin For Moontower! Where Should I Eat 2018!!? 52 “Restaurants” to Check Out in Austin

We are back in Austin for Moontower this year, and excited to get back to our old favorite places and try a few new ones. For […]
April 13, 2018

Woman Pulls Gun During Chick-fil-A Argument

Two women got into an argument at the drive-thru of a Chick-fil-A and one of them pulled a gun on the other. This would have never […]
March 27, 2018

App Lets You Get Ripped Off By Crane Game From Home!

An app from Japan named “Crane Game Toreba” lets you play a crane game via a live video stream from your smartphone. You used to only […]
March 15, 2018

After A Year In Space, Astronaut Now Has Different DNA From His Identical Twin Brother

Astronaut Scott Kelly returned to Earth after spending a year in space. When he got back, he found out that his DNA had changed by 7%, […]
March 6, 2018

South Korea Sez North Korea Sez They’d Give Up Their Nukes

South Korea is saying that Kim Jong-un is willing to talk with the United States to abandon its nuclear weapons program. All we’d have to do […]
February 22, 2018

Sixty-Seven and Posing For Playboy

Jane Seymor is posing for Playboy for the third time at the ripe age of sixty-seven. Looks like GILF is the new MILF. Read more at […]
February 19, 2018

Draymond Green Laughed at Fergie’s Weird National Anthem

Fergie got made fun of on twitter for her performance of the National Anthem before Sunday nights NBA All-Star Game. Warriors player Draymond Green was caught […]
February 14, 2018

Pot Smoking Volunteers Are Total Narcs

In California, cops had volunteers take field sobriety tests, then smoke a bunch of weed, get high in a tent and retake the tests. The cops […]
February 9, 2018

Amy Schumer Laughs at Fat in Funny Trailer for I Feel Pretty

Amy Schumer’s new movie I Feel Pretty dropped its first trailer on Thursday, and if you can judge a movie by its trailer, I Feel Pretty […]
February 9, 2018

Jimmy Garoppolo Makes Bank

San Francisco 49ers GM John Lynch just chucked a bag of money at Jimmy Garoppolo and 137.5 million spilled out. Garoppolo is being fitted for a […]
February 7, 2018

SpaceX Launches Successfully But Will Overshoot Mars

Elon Musk’s Falcon Heavy rocket successfully left orbit with his Tesla Roadster attached to it. Musk released live streams from the rocket as it orbited Earth. […]
February 7, 2018

Great White Shark Stalking Everglades

If I’m in the glade I expect to be eaten by a gator or a croc but not a Goddamn shark. We are going to need […]
February 7, 2018

2018 Songwriters Hall of Fame Class is Here

John Mellencamp, Alan Jackson and Bill Anderson, R&B star Jermaine Dupri, film/TV songwriter Steve Dorff, Earth Wind & Fire collaborator Allee Willis and Kool & the […]
February 2, 2018

PornHub Is Gonna Ask For Your Name and Address Soon

Porn giant Mindgeek – owner of popular online fleshpots Pornhub, RedTube, YouPorn and Brazzers – will now collect names, mobile phone number, addresses and dates and […]
February 1, 2018

Kathy Griffin Claims Double Standard But Says She Will Be a Legend

“I didn’t commit a crime,” she said. “I didn’t rape anybody. I didn’t assault anybody. I didn’t get a DUI. I mean, my God, there are […]