November 14, 2019

Peter Cook, 60 Has 20-year-old Fiancée

Peter Cook is doing his best to chill out the haters by claiming that his 20 year old girl is really 21. Because that will chill […]
November 8, 2019

Clean Christian Comic Cancels Tour, Netflix Special in Wake of Allegations of Sexual Misconduct

John Crist has offered an apology in the wake of a series of allegations of sexual misconduct. In a statement released this week to Charisma News, […]
October 30, 2019

Papa John Addresses All His Problems In The New York Post

Papa John blames everyone else for him dropping an N bomb and getting the boot from the company he built and he chose to address the […]
October 26, 2019

Rudy Giuliani Got Caught Trash Talking In a Butt Dial

A reporter received a 3 minute voice mail from Rudy Giuliani where Giuliani was heard talking to someone else about his need for cash and trash […]
October 22, 2019

Did You Miss Mike Birbiglia’s The New One on Stage? Well, It’s Coming to Netflix

Mike Birbiglia wants you to cancel Thanksgiving. Birbigs announced his newest special, Mike Birbiglia: The New One, this week from all his social channels, and its […]
October 2, 2019

Dude Just Dropped $3.5 Mill On The Astros To Win The World Series

A Houston man who owns a a furniture store and goes by Mattress Mack just bet $3.5 million on the Astros to win the World Series. […]
August 30, 2019

Snow White Soothes An Autistic Boy at Disney Park

While at Epcot the crowds got a little too much for an autistic child to handle and Snow White came over to save the day and […]
August 15, 2019

Morgan Freeman Narrates Dave Chappelle’s New Special Promo

Dave Chappelle is back (and has been for a a few years now) and he’s still making up for all that lost time. He’s about to […]
August 5, 2019

Data Nerd Neil deGrasse Tyson Tone Deaf On El Paso Massacre

Oh Neil deGrasse Tyson, stay off the internet anytime a tragedy occurs. You are thick and clumsy. Also never be alone with a woman. Read more […]
August 3, 2019

Coolest Dude In Detroit Gets Busted After Boat Chase

A drunk 65 year old man who was with six bikini clad women half his age in a motor boat was arrested after being refused service […]
July 16, 2019

Peter Thiel says FBI, CIA should probe Google For Treason

Peter Thiel is pissed at Google. He wants Google to be federally investigated for allegedly aiding the Chinese military. Hey Pete why don’t you bankroll a […]
July 8, 2019

Melania Trump’s Amazing Wooden Statue

Holy shit, this may be the worst statue since Upstate New York debuted ‘Scary Lucy’ to honor the great Lucille Ball. Pray for termites. Read more […]
July 8, 2019

Why Did Thousands Of Bees Vibrate On The Ground And Die After Earthquake !?

Hey, I hear what you’re saying Hey, I hear what he’s saying If you’re after getting the honey, hey Then you don’t go killing all the […]
July 5, 2019

Kid Drops Civil Lawsuit Against Kevin Spacey

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t grope anyone. Read more at Read More Stories From the IB Wire […]
July 4, 2019

Mowing Lawn In An American Flag Speedo! Happy 4th!

Every wants in awhile a guy will show us what it really means to be an American. This guy is so patriotic that he is saluting […]
July 3, 2019

Netflix Mockumentary Trailer With Dizzying Title Features Stranger Things’ David Harbour

In this new mockumentary, join “Stranger Things” actor David Harbour in a dual role as he uncovers lost footage from his father’s televised stage play, “Frankenstein’s […]
June 30, 2019

Bro Watch, the Highly Anticipated New Big Brother Podcast, Is Here

They started as brothers– Big Brothers– but then one of them stopped being so big, and now they’ve gone their separate ways. After being left out […]
May 26, 2019

US Birthrate Lowest In 32 Years, Apparently It’s Millennials Fault

The birthrate in the United States is at its lowest in 32 years and it’s being blamed on Millennials believing that they can’t afford kids. They’re […]
May 22, 2019

One-Billion-Year-Old Fungus Found In the Canadian Arctic

The newly identified fungus is about 600 million years older than any other fungi in the fossil record. Give it back it’s mine said Keith Richards. […]
May 17, 2019

George RR Martin Just Shut Down Another GoT Rumor

George RR Martin went on his blog to shut down the rumor that he’s written the final 2 books in the series and is holding them […]
May 16, 2019

Mom Shows Up To School And Tells Bullies They Better Back Down

Usually, a parent getting involved makes things worse … but this chick means business. Watch more viral videos. . .
May 16, 2019

Oklahoma Window Wishers Get a Wild Scaffold Ride In The Wind

Two window washers were trapped for nearly an hour in Oklahoma City, swinging in the wind from a 50-story skyscraper, the 49th tallest building in the […]
May 13, 2019

Spoilers: Internet Divided On The Next To Last Episode Of Game Of Thrones

Don’t Read If You Don’t Want The Penultimate Episode Of Game Of Thrones Spoiled! The internet is very mixed on whether or not it made sense […]
May 11, 2019

Still Laugh In! George Schlatters Timeless Comedy Gets a One Time All Star 2019 Update. Watch the Trailer

Before SNL, The Daily Show or The Colbert Report, there was Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-in, one of the most revolutionary television shows of all time. From […]
May 11, 2019

Putin Scores 8 Goals in Hockey Game!

Putin is so fucking good at hockey that there isn’t a goal keeper in Russia that has the balls to stop his shot. When he his […]
April 16, 2019

French Billionaires Pledging Hundreds Of Millions Of Dollars To Rebuild Notre Dame

French billionaires are pledging hundreds of millions of dollars to help rebuild Notre Dame, one of them is the husband of Salma Hayek. Here’s the first […]
April 15, 2019

Actor Who Played Kevin On The Office Does A Very Kevin From The Office Thing

Brian Baumgartner, who played Kevin on the Office, left a $69 tip on a .69 cent check bringing the grand total to $69.69. Then he knocked […]