A crocodile that has been living in isolation in a zoo for 16 years just laid eggs and one of the eggs hatched as a full formed crocodile that was stillborn. This is the world’s first documented case of facultative parthenogenesis- or reproduction without males- among crocodiles.

Anyone else notice the eyes looked a lot like the night security guy? #LifeFfindsAWay.

Read more at NY Times

Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Joe Rogan, yes he is worried about being assassinated by the CIA and yes he does take precautions.

Ok Bobby. You have to remember that they saw your uncle and your father as a threat to them. You are a threat to no one.

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West is running for President on the independent ticket and said about Robert F Kennedy Jr. “You want a presidential candidate, and I think you just want this in any human being, to have backbone, to have integrity, to have consistency, not to check what you deeply believe after you’ve had some dialogue or discourse with a group of people or community that’s going to be shaping and molding how you perceive the world. If he thinks somehow that each [Palestinian] baby who was killed somehow was never in any way, intentional, deliberate, they didn’t know what they were doing…he needs to really get off the crack pipe.”

You’re not coming off very presidential .

Read more at newsweek

Religious groups protested the fact that there was a bus #666 that had as one of its stops a town called Hel. It really annoyed them that tourists would line up to take the 666 to Hel, and they felt it trivialized the concept of salvation and damnation. They got their way but to keep costs down, the decision was made to just flip that last 6 and make the bus the 669 now.

Wait until they find out what 669 means. #69withoneinthebut #threesome

The religious group is also trying to get the highway that takes you to that town downgraded to a road.

Read more at apnews.

The man who leaked the Pentagon Papers that helped switch public opinion on the war in Vietnam has died.

He leaked the pentagon papers but thats still nothing compared to Mar a Largo

Read more at Deadline.

After being caught for the second time playing around with guns, Morant has been suspended for 25 games. He issued a fairly standard type apology promising to do better.

He got more than OJ got

Read more at TMZ

Colorado coach and former NFL player Deion Sanders is dealing with some significant medical problems that could end with a foot amputation. Doctors are saying they are seeing a significant loss of blood flow to the foot and if things keep going in that direction, the safest option will be to amputate.

As long as nothing happens to his mouth he’s fine

Read more at NY Post.

The United States National Soccer Team beat Mexico Thursday night but the game got shut down while there was still time on the clock because of homophobic chants by fans of the Mexican team. “Chants heard during the game led to the activation of the anti-discrimination protocol by the match officials. Additionally, security staff ejected several fans for engaging in unacceptable behavior in the stadium,” the organization said.

In Mexico that’s just called a chant.

Read more at Huff Post

Jordan is selling his majority ownership in the Charlotte Hornets for 3 Billion. He bought the team in 2006.

It’s unfortunate because he’s the only black owner in the league. It’s also unfortunate that he was a terrible owner.

Read more at The Daily Beast

TampaBay.com is wondering if the A’s leaving Oakland should be seen as a cautionary tale for baseball in Tampa Bay. The troubles that plagued the A’s can be clearly seen in St Pete.

There’s no percent chance Tampa Bay keeps that team. The A’s drew better than the Rays.

Read more at tampa bay.

Elizabeth Hurley’s son directed his super hot mom in sex scenes with her female costar for a film he wrote titled “Strictly Confidential.”

Wait, Is she the same Hurley from Lost?

Read more at pagesix.

It took three months for Los Angeles authorities to charge Pete with reckless driving after he actually drove into a house.

Someone ought charge him with reckless living.

Read more at TMZ

JCM and Meg Ryan were together for ten years, breaking up in 2019. He says he still has love in his heart for her, but “She doesn’t love me so much. She’s a great girl. I’m just a shitty boyfriend.”

Yes. We all knew from your face.

Read more at foxnews.

The only thing that could be less of a draw at a minor league stadium is a minor league team.

This video of Crazytown performing “Butterfly” for an empty baseball stadium made me want to hang myself. pic.twitter.com/lxLHTV4XDT

— Kendall Brown (@kendallybrown) June 14, 2023

A tiktoker named Nisa went viral after saying she bought something at “Consumer Value Store” when others realized she was talking about CVS because none of us ever thought about what the hell kind of a name is CVS and what does it mean. Turns out the store started out as Consumer Value Store and abbreviated as the chain began to grow.

Then why do they mark everything up 20%?

Read more at NY Post.

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