who is this fucking no talent unfunny douchebag, and why would anyone want to wake up with him? especially if he's haulin a fuckin load!? for christsakes, he LOOKS like he shits himself on a regular basis! fuck this smelly fuckin shit sitter! jesus!
Al Roker Shit Himself at the White House
what a dumb bitch, she asks" what did that tell you?" Well Susan it told me that you should never trust a fart after you have had gastric bypass surgery, it could be shit so you should either carry an extra set of draws or a 5 gallon bucket everywhere you go.
I heard Obama paid an omage to the movie "Can't By Me Love" by yelling at Al Roker 'YOU SHIT ON MY HOUSE!!!'
This reminds me of an idea I had years ago.. It's called "racing corn." You number the corn and place bets as to which one will come out first in the toilet. You can color them or paint little jockeys if you want.
I haven't seen a black man this comfortable after shitting himself since Obama after the first debate.
A side effect of gastric by-pass is to shit ones self and report it as actual news. What do you think it looked like? Mealy?
The sign of a good television network is when they start reporting on themselves. Then I REALLY want to watch them.
So, if this is a side-effect of gastric bypass surgery, that would explain why when I was at the Times Square Hard Rock Cafe I saw one of the managers ripping Ringo Starr's pants off of the wall and running into the men's room with them.
Shart! (a little bit softer now) Shart! (a little bit softer now!) Shart! (a little bit louder now!) Shart!