Father Uses Daughters Ass to Sell His Car

Nov 27, 2012


An Oregon man used his 20 year old daughter in an Ebay Motors ad to sell his 1977 Datsun. All he had to say about it? “If I felt bad about it, I wouldn’t do it”. Pretty straight forward, he also uses his dog in car ads. Who doesn’t love young women and dogs? The guys gotta move a 35 year old Datsun, it’s not as easy as it looks. The car, not his daughter.

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84 comments
Jerry65
Jerry65

It's funny how people look like their cars sometimes. Both look like they have been driven hard.

jpasquee
jpasquee

Its funny he's using his daughter Mercedes to sell a Datsun. Or is her name Jaguar.

DjSolstice
DjSolstice

No golden shower on the last pick???? Not buying the car now

paco
paco like.author.displayName 1 Like

It's not his daughter, just some other slut he knows

SpongeSteve
SpongeSteve

This is exactly what I expect from anyone that owns a yellow 77 Datsun.

madtowntom
madtowntom

shitbox in the foreground, shitbox in the rear. both the yellow and black covered objects are past their prime, maybe big ben roethlisberger  will pick them both up.

FLprodivider66
FLprodivider66

Don't know what's creepier the dad using his daughter's sexuality to sell his car, or the way he gets down low to snap a shot of her ass and vagina? (My favorite pic BTW :P )

DeathProof
DeathProof like.author.displayName 1 Like

You got a little something on your lip, hun.

bmqq316
bmqq316

I can't believe she had time to pose for these pics in between shifts at the local strip club or her amateur porn career.  

sidwasout
sidwasout

He really wanted a 240Z and a son.  Now he's trying to get rid of both mistakes.

violentXtremist
violentXtremist

 @sidwasout It's a 280

sidwasout
sidwasout

 @violentXtremist  @sidwasout 

yes, which is why it is a mistake.  240 was a good car, 280 bad.  son is a good child, daughter bad.

sidwasout
sidwasout

 @violentXtremist  @sidwasout 

Exactly.  Weight affects handling, and I was talking stock v. stock.  If you want to modify, then it will ultimately depend on how you modify as to which performs better.  But I don't know anyone who has owned or driven both cars who won't agree that the 240 handles better.  Perhaps not "way better," but there's a difference.  Ultimately, though, if you like your 280, good for you.  I'm not a fan, but at least you have one, while my '70 240 is only a distant memory.

sidwasout
sidwasout

 @violentXtremist 

if you just want to go fast in a straight line, it's fine.  but the 240 was a way better handling car.  plus, if you really want to go fast, you can drop a small block 350 v8 into it, and try to break the sound barrier.

violentXtremist
violentXtremist

 @sidwasout oh, my bad. Nothing wrong with a 280 though. More horsepower and fuel injection. You can take the big ugly bumpers off.

NYC Metal Scene
NYC Metal Scene like.author.displayName 1 Like

I don't know what's worse, this scumbag white trash father, or the horrible slogan tattoo on her arm!  I wonder which restaurant placemat she lifted that lame hokey slogan from, Denny's or Perkins?... or maybe it was Dear Abby or Ann Landers!

indpendnt
indpendnt

 @NYC Metal Scene I see that on a lot of dating profiles. If you slam it in her shitter, it'll take her breathe I bet!

Ziggy Stardust
Ziggy Stardust like.author.displayName 1 Like

What next ? Is he going to use his wife in a thong to sell the riding lawnmower ?Eeeeewwww !!! 

G_SPOT_TORNADO
G_SPOT_TORNADO like.author.displayName 1 Like

will that car actually fit in her vagina!? add my 72 vette, and she could go for a DP!!!

Rorschach7
Rorschach7 like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 3 Like

Mmmmm mmm yea.. daddy likes. I wonder hoe much she is.. Id like to ride her. Mmmm baby.

Aria Taint
Aria Taint like.author.displayName 1 Like

No T-tops? Go fuck your self!

 

XTall
XTall like.author.displayName 1 Like

Where is mom during all this?

FLprodivider66
FLprodivider66 like.author.displayName 1 Like

Well his marketing strategy works because now I want to get ALL UP IN THAT Datsun! Hehe

HummusMagnate
HummusMagnate like.author.displayName 1 Like

Pwr windows, Pwr doorlocks, sport package, leather interior, syphilis, good paint, low miles, newer tires...

K Dubya
K Dubya

I wonder if she has daddy issues? 

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 4 Like

"Sleaziness isn't the only thing that runs in this family. Check out my Datsun!"

Lionel Hutz Esq
Lionel Hutz Esq like.author.displayName 1 Like

You don't just wake up one day, decide to model, and start landing lowrider magazine covers. You have to work your way up

Stoops
Stoops like.author.displayName 1 Like

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck why not whore it out for the sale?

Vickroy
Vickroy like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 4 Like

Her dad also is the dj at her place of employment. Gentlemen! Please welcome to the stage my dau...err Destiny!!!!


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