Better Headlines: Elmo Resigns


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This time you can beat the headlines before they happen.   Best Headline Wins.

 

691 comments
EdFromjersey
EdFromjersey

Elmo trades fame and fortune for robe and bowl of soup

EdFromjersey
EdFromjersey

Elmo Heave Ho! Brought to you by the letter P for Pedophile

TemporalGrid
TemporalGrid

Elmo moves to country without extradition treaty.....Hollywood expresses support

TemporalGrid
TemporalGrid

Elmo's "just horsing around in the shower" video cancelled

sumwhatdim
sumwhatdim

Pillow biting pupetteer makes kids smile from ear to rear

Aria Taint
Aria Taint

Forsale: One crusty cum filled puppet.

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

Second victim fingers Elmo puppeteer in new allegations !

thejerseyjon
thejerseyjon

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to be a pedophile (sung to the Sesame Street tune)

mistawag
mistawag

You sir have ruined it for the next guy who wants to cram his hand up a googly eyed puppets ass. That profession no longer has any dignity.  I hope you can sleep well at night.

TimothyMTaylor
TimothyMTaylor

Elmo's puppeteer is dumped because of a rump he pumped.

Mitch M2012
Mitch M2012

Todd "elmo" Hillard : a faggot amongst puppets

 

faggot of the opera

Shaggyballz74
Shaggyballz74

Hey, Reading Rainbows Lavar Burton you're next

Smoke This
Smoke This

I thought the right ear was the GAY ear.

Kevin in SC
Kevin in SC

Elmo resigns.  Moves in with Uncle Paul

Pockitos Gigantes
Pockitos Gigantes

Puppeteer removes puppet from fist and replaces with twink.

 

galactictraveler
galactictraveler

Elmo puppeteer resigns to become celebrity chef, specializing in tossed salads !

RonsCigar
RonsCigar

Elmo leaves Sesame Street and turns onto Sandusky Street.

The RandF Workhorse
The RandF Workhorse

Today's show was brought to you by the letters G-I-Z and the number 69.

Pompano
Pompano

Elmo sez,"More on tha balls! He he he..!"

Bag of Toe Nails
Bag of Toe Nails

Is that your hand up my arse or are you just pleased to see me?

ecupirate
ecupirate

Newest Hot toy for christmas: Elmo Tickled then touched me

DaveBottari
DaveBottari

 Elmo diagnosed with a pedophile growing out of his ass... has it removed immediately

DK81
DK81

Elmo's not the only one with Clash's arm up his pooper!!

DaveBottari
DaveBottari

Elmo.... More like Fagmo. (See what I did there)

EricDillon
EricDillon

A second teenager. Man, Elmo is Insatiable.

edrooney
edrooney

Elmo out of rhyme job for rim job.