Is That a Meth Lab in Your Pants or Are You Just Glad to See Me!?


The Oklahoma Highway Patrol says a portable methamphetamine lab exploded in a man’s pants as he tried to run away from a state trooper during a traffic stop. The man is perfectly fine except he is having trouble sleeping and his cock keeps grinding his balls.

Read more at stlouis.cbslocal.com.

29 comments
FanBoy1
FanBoy1

"Going on the green light Daddy-O".

hepper picks
hepper picks

One line of pants meth and you'll be up for days.

Hendoo
Hendoo

This guy took the line of "there is a party in my pants" to the next level.

hepper picks
hepper picks

That's fucking right people, we have a quarterback that can hit clay pidgeons with a football and a guy that can make meth in his pants.  COME ON DOWN!

John in va
John in va

this looks like chinese rice over 2 days old than meth...

bmqq316
bmqq316

I heard you used to have a giant fat cock...now it's pencil thin...and won't quit twitching.

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

Nothing like Johnny Law to ruin a nice run.

FanBoy1
FanBoy1

Thats going to keep those crabs working till all hours.

James
James

You got the daily drug story out of the way. What is today's gay story?

elephant_droid
elephant_droid

I fell down getting meth all over the very pants I was returning.

Ubergod
Ubergod

 Practice safe meth.

shrekkalove
shrekkalove

Hope it didn't have chili powder in it. That stuff burns.

TyWanon
TyWanon

Lil ole Meth Lab.....Big Deal...I got an entire Sausage Factory in my Pants

Scott From Jersey
Scott From Jersey

His sister was the HEAD lab tech in his pants.Incest Lab Inc.

fitzyMFNcent
fitzyMFNcent

this is the kind of ingenuity Neil Degrasse Tyson was talking about on RBI. Making things smaller and improving technology.Bravo Oklahoma Meth Cook, BRAVO!!

Smoky Mountain Cabin
Smoky Mountain Cabin

Too bad.  He worked all day and night on that portable meth lab, for 5 days straight!

Ojisan
Ojisan

When they aren't tazing old people and beating the shit out of little kids cops must really get to see some funny shit.

Pool Keepers Son
Pool Keepers Son

this just reminds me to back and watch all the old break bad series 1,2,3

elitemrp
elitemrp

He named his dick Heisenberg.

TyWanon
TyWanon

to Clarify...I'm an Exporter, Not an Importer