Food Porn [NSFW]


Did you ever want any of the hosts from the Food Network to talk dirty? No, course not why would you!? Well some kid has re-edited a show to make the hostess sound like she’s talking about sex. Well…she’s sounds more like an autistic woman talking about sex. This would be the funniest shit in the world if the world stayed in 8th grade. It’s sure to be copied by a million other kids so get used to these.

15 comments
HollyGothic
HollyGothic

She makes it easy with that cocktail time shit

ArchitectWes
ArchitectWes

Why didn't they use any clips from the show where she made 'Giz Bag Tea'?

bmqq316
bmqq316

Too bad she didn't have a recipe for kumquats.

FLpro
FLpro

She LOVES the DICK haha! I'd really like to see her reaction when she first sees this...

TyWanon
TyWanon

Wow--it flows so fluidly....PORN, DICK, BUTT

Scott From Jersey
Scott From Jersey

The funny part of the real story is that she was molested by an uncle 

jerkstoresean
jerkstoresean

This is the best portrayal of sex and food since George Costanza eating Pastrami under the sheets