March 19, 2020
NEWS STORIES There Are Seven States That DNGAF About Coronavirus Rachel Maddow called out seven states that have been doing little to nothing to combat […]
March 18, 2020
Casey Balsham Socially distancing from reality seems like a dream, right? How many Friday afternoons did you cry at the fact that you have plans, when […]
March 18, 2020
NEWS STORIES Times Square Is Empty … Except For Those Characters There aren’t many tourists in Times Square these days since the travel ban and many […]
March 17, 2020
Wrestlemania Moved From Tampa To an Empty Performance Arena The City of Tampa will not be hosting Tampa Bay because of the ban on large gatherings […]
March 16, 2020
South Beach Closed, Spring Break Is Over Miami’s closing public beaches after 5pm starting this weekend to stop public congregations. If Girls Gone Wild still existed […]
March 15, 2020
Obama Follows Porn Star Sara Jay Oh shit Barry . You effed up. It’s OK to check, but a follow? Better think of an excuse before […]
March 14, 2020
MLB Players Wanna Have a Sandlot Style Game With Baseball postponed to what some are speculating could be as late as June, Cincinnati Reds pitcher Trevor […]
March 12, 2020
Colorado Is Ditching Columbus Day For Cabrini Day In Colorado, the first Monday of October will now honor Frances Xavier Cabrini, who according to the bill, […]
March 11, 2020
If you couldn’t make it to Fyre Fest and you only like 30 Seconds To Mars, then Mars Island is the place for you. For only […]
March 11, 2020
This is just a preview of how the Trump/Biden debates are going to go. .@joebiden touring auto plant in Detroit quickly gets into an argument with […]
March 11, 2020
Coronavirus Conference Canceled Due To The Coronavirus In a very ironic turn of events, a conference on the coronavirus has been canceled due to the spread […]
March 11, 2020
The CIA has been pumping Vodka into Alex Jones faucet in an effort to thwart the news about the gay elites starting the corona-virus. Read more […]