Wednesday March 18: Daily Links

NEWS STORIES



Times Square Is Empty … Except For Those Characters

There aren’t many tourists in Times Square these days since the travel ban and many lockdowns but that hasn’t stopped from the characters hitting the streets and trying to make any dollar they can. Who knows, maybe this WHOLE thing is just an elaborate plan from the Thanos cosplay guy.

Read more at nypost.com.



Marble Racing Is Helping People Get Their Sports Fix

Do we even really need the Kentucky Derby now that we have Marble Racing?

Read more at time.com.



Naked Cowboy with Face Mask

Naked Cowboy has been a staple for stupid tourists for years. Now he’s getting press for wearing a mask.

You got more cloth on your face than on your nuts.

Read more at tmz.com.



National Parks are Filling Up

Hey where do you go when everything else is closed? National Parks. Jesus folks it’s not your vacation it’s a pandemic.

Still, it’s so pretty.

Read more at theguardian.com.



Italy Ravaged By Stress Eating

The people of Italy are packing on pounds during the Coronavirus lockdown because what else is there to do but that or vlog.

Read more at yahoo.com.



Here’s Why #ReleaseTheButtholeCut Is Trending On Twitter

Apparently there’s a cut of the Cats movie where all the cats have buttholes and the world wants to see it:

In other Cats related news, Seth Rogen decided to get high and live Tweet watching the movie:

Read more at avclub.com.



SPORTS NEWS

 



Tom Brady Is Now A Buccaneer At $30 Million A Year

Tom Brady fulfilled his dream, he’s now a Tampa Bay Buccaneer and making $30 million a year.
The AFC East still has to deal with Belichick though, so the Bills are still fucked.

Read more at nfl.com.



ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

 



Parasite Director Bong Joon Ho Wants To Make a Musical

When asked what the future of his films may be, Bong Joon Ho said “I would love to make a musical,” he said. “Characters would begin singing, then think, ‘Oh my God, fuck this, this is too cheesy,’ and stop suddenly. There are amazing musical films, like Singin’ In The Rain. But when I watch them, I feel very embarrassed and start blushing. So it would have to be… different”. This is a feeling the actors had to have felt while performing the “raps” from Hamilton.

Read more at empireonline.com.



Oprah Has To Deny Her House Got Raided Over Sex Trafficking

Oprah was trending on Twitter because a false story was planted saying her home was raided by the police and she was being arrested for sex trafficking. Apparently this was all a ruse from Q-Anon. Has Oprah been behind Pizzagate this entire time? Sounds about right

Read more at heavy.com.



Vanessa Hudgens Walks Back Comments

Vanessa Hudgens had to take back some comments but hey don’t can’t cancel her in a time when everything
is already canceled.

Great timing.

Read more at tmz.com.



VIRAL STORIES



Internet Loves Little Canadian Kid’s Take On Not Getting To Go To Disneyland

If anyone back in Canada sees him drinking a non Tim Hortons coffee he’s never gonna live it down.



Girls Life Collapses When She Finds Out Her Mom’s Been BUYING Lasagna

Getting your wisdom teeth pulled is rough, but finding out your Mom has been hiding behind the giant glove of Hamburger Helper? That’s even harder.

Via worldstar.



Lady Gaga Shows Off Some Butt

Lady Gaga you know the right medicine for these troubled times. You sing about The Shallows but…

That ass is deep.

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