Did You Hear? With Kashmere! May 20th CJost is Engaged! GoT! and More!

Happy almost Memorial Day weekend! Are we going to the beach? Having a BBQ? Hiding from the realities of this world by staying inside with the lights off? Regardless, at least it’s a long weekend! Before we get to the holiday weekend, let’s take a look at how some celebs spent this past gorgeous couple of days.

Between dealing with kids, dealing with work, and dealing with Take Your Kids to Work Day, you may have missed some of the most insane things celebrities did this week. Well, have no fear — because Kashmere is here with his finger on the pulse and his eyes on every Instagram account of anyone worth talking about. From Oscar winners to reality TV royalty, to even actually royalty; here are the craziest stories going on this week. Welcome to our newest series, “Did You Hear? With Kashmere!”

Kashmere (also known as Danny Murphy) is a comedian, writer, and pop culture connoisseur (despite not really knowing how to spell connoisseur). He currently writes for Betches and Marie Claire and has also been featured in Glamour, Seventeen and Town & Country. When he’s not drinking red wine or iced coffee while watching Bravo, he’s performing around New York and hosting PASS THE AUX at The Stonewall Inn and DO I SEND IT? at Branded Saloon. Follow his fake reality show AKA his Instagram stories, @kashmeredanny.

Here Comes the Saturday Night Bride? Apparently, Colin Jost wanted to really celebrate SNL’s 44th season finale — because him and Scarlett Johansson are engaged. After two years of dating, I these two decided to tie the knot despite me still not being able to picture what they talk about on a day-to-day basis. Their shared appreciation of Robert Downey Jr? I feel like that would personally just get me to the appetizer portion of a dinner. Regardless, there’s a new SNL-celeb engagement to heat up this summer! Let’s just sit and see if ScarJo will be so fucking grateful for her ex come season 45 or not. Check out more on Entertainment Weekly.

Game of Thrones Goes Out With A Thud I don’t watch Game of Thrones because I get my fill of people fighting and wanted to sleep with their relatives on Southern Charm, but I can tell you all love it. What I can more importantly tell, however, is that this past season left you all huffing and puffing to your beds every Sunday night. From WTF storylines to hilariously bad errors, there’s the vibe that the series finale was written during the writers layover in Phoenix. If you remember the coffee cup debacle earlier, it just has its new partner in crime: a water bottle. That’s right, there was a damn water bottle in the ending of Game of Thrones. Winter is coming, and it’s coming faster because we don’t use reusable nalgenes. Read more on Cosmopolitan.

Kashmere and Wendy Williams Defend Kelly Ripa. We all have those celebrities that would have to do a lot of wrong for us to turn on them. For me? That is one Ms. Kelly Ripa, literal angel of the morning. The Bachelor franchise got up in arms when Ripa critiqued the show, going so far as the creator saying her salary is paid by the show. Hmm… something tells me Ripa and her Riverdale man ain’t stressing about paying rent. I think The Bachelor is as stupid as its creators, and Wendy Williams agrees: calling the show degrading and not for her. Wendy, Kelly — let’s do dinner tonight since we all know what we won’t be watching. Read more on Fox.

A Billionaire Is Paying off An Entire Graduating Classes Student Debt . Uhm, is it too late for me to enroll? Billionaire Robert F. Smith gave the commencement speech at Morehouse College this past weekend and hopefully all the hungover students didn’t doze off at the part where he said that he’ll pay off their student debt. I’m pretty sure my commencement speaker just talked about how Alaska is melting and like, the stock market. Idk, I fell asleep cause it didn’t SAVE ME ALL MY MONEY. Read more on CNN.

Psalm West Is A Name of An Actual Person. Well, if you consider the child of a Kardashian-West a person and not just a figment who is infinitely younger and more wealthy than you. But that was the big reveal from Calabasas last week, with them rounding out their family with a nice Psalm… I guess it’s free promotion for Kanye’s Sunday Church. Read how Twitter reacted on TooFab.

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Experience life in the FAB lane. He's fashion forward and knows his way around the red carpets of comedy. It's Kashmir