May 5, 2016

10 Signs You’ve Overdone Cinco De Mayo

It’s May 5th. You drank tequila. You had beer. You chipped, and you dipped with a reckless abandon. It all went well for a little while. […]
April 20, 2016

Signs You May Have Overdone Your 420-Ness

It’s 420. Some people still make a big deal out of getting high. Others make too big of a deal out of getting high. Here are […]
April 11, 2016

11 Reasons Given By Monkey for Drop Kicking Dude

Huffpo posted a story about a monkey that drop kicked an unsuspecting pedestrian walking across the street. The big queston on everyone's mind is...WHY? Well we don't know, and may never know, but if we did know, we're pretty sure we know what he'd say...
March 16, 2016

11 Excuses For Why Someone Parked an SUV on Grocery Store Roof

CBS Pittsburgh affiliate reported last week that a driver had managed to park their SUV on a grocery store rooftop. Of course the question is why. We don't have the budget to do the kind of journalism it would take to get the real answer, so we made up our own.
March 12, 2016

11 Little Known Ingredients in Trump Wine

Set featured image The Daily Beast recently reported that Trump wine is built on an acre of lies! We’re sure he’s telling the truth about everything […]
March 8, 2016

12 Excuses From Woman Who Drove With a 15 Foot Tree Stuck in Her Car

Huffpo reported about a woman who drove around with a 15 foot tree stuck in her car.
March 3, 2016

Top 11 Leaked Details of Trumps First Health Care Policy

NBC reported that Trump released details of his Health Care Plan, if he becomes President of the United States.
March 2, 2016

Train in Distress is Oddly Appropriate…Or Not…

These trains are in distress as you can tell by their unusual whistles. Or maybe its just a strange whistle recording. Here are the top 11 other rejected 'whistle recordings' to be used on speeding trains…….
February 25, 2016

11 Things Overheard at Coffee Mogul’s Viewing

Coffee mogul Renato Bialetti invented a household staple. It's that strange shaped silver coffee percolator that you've seen used on stovetops all around the world
February 22, 2016

11 Excuses From a Company Over Snake Head in Bean Can…..

Huffpo reports that A woman found a snake head in a can of green beans. Needless to say she didn't enjoy or appreciate it. We didn't really talk to the company executives over at the Western Family Green Beans co, but if we had, these would be some of the excuses they would have made for the incident.
February 19, 2016

11 Rejected Campaign Slogans For Hookers Backing Hillary

From the files of "stay off my side" a group of sex workers from the Bunny Ranch has started a group called Hookers for Hillary, and yes, they're backing Hillary Clinton for President. The HfH came up with some great ideas for campaign slogans for Hillary, but nothing yet that they are ready to implement. We went through their trash and found some of the rejected Hillary Clinton campaign slogans. Here are 11.
February 16, 2016

13 Excuses Why Dude Skipped Work For 20 Years

A man in Spain managed to skip work for twenty years, while he kept collecting a paycheck and nobody noticed until they decided to throw him a party to celebrate his years of "faithful" service. (Read more here.) When asked to explain why he was a no show, he may have been overheard making these excuses...
February 13, 2016

12 Signs You Could Be Alone on Valentine’s Day

Does it feel like everyone has a Valentine's day plan but you? Do you hate being alone while everyone else crams into overstuffed restaurants with hiked up prices and standardized specials? Are you afraid you'll miss out on romantic strolls and movie dates and other "fun"?
February 9, 2016

11 Signs Your Gymnastic Performance May Not Be So Perfect After All….

Sophina DeJesus got a near perfect score with a 9.925 score this week for her gymnastics floor routine for UCLA and the internet loves her. You […]
February 8, 2016

Things Overheard From New Zealand Economic Minister’s Staff Right Before Dildo Toss…

A pink dildo hit a high ranking New Zealand politician in the face last week. It was thrown by a protestor. Here are the TOP TEN things overheard from the New Zealand Economic Minister's staff just before the dildo was tossed at him...
February 1, 2016

Meme’d From the Headlines: Reactions to Open Air Urinals

Just in time for Super Bowl 50, San Francisco is breaking out something new! Open air urinals! Piss right out on the sidewalk with all the easy you want and all the privacy you need. Our meme'd from the headlines team got some early reactions to the new "restrooms".
December 29, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: NYE in Times Square

It's New Years Eve and you've made the decision to do it this year-- you're spending the night in Times Square. Then you get there and it's cold, and crowded and you can't go pee, and there are creeps squishing up against you. But as long as you're there, here's a handy checklist of things that are signs its time to head out. 13 things you don't want to hear while standing in Times Square on New Years Eve.
December 25, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Signs Your UPS Guy Was Overworked This Christmas

Those UPS guys have a lot to do come Christmastime and there were more than a few meltdowns this year from over worked over-packaged delivery guys. If your UPS guy is about to blow, stand at least 20 feet back. Here are some clues that its time to take a few steps back.
December 22, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Bad Store Santas

There are a lot of store Santa's out there. Some of them are saints, and some of them are drunks. And some of them are saints and drunks. How do you tell if your store's Santa is a good santa or a bad santa? Here's a few tips.
December 12, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Skydiving Without a Chute

Huffpo did a story about a new crazy sport- sky diving without a parachute. Sound crazy? Yep. His life depends on two men who do have parachutes 'catching' him after he drops through the clouds. We read the manual for skydiving without a chute and there's some fine print you will want to know about before you take the plunge.
December 11, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Charitable States

Time magazine reported on which states are the most charitable in the United States.
December 10, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Pizza School!

Big news in the pizza-verse! Now you can get a degree in pizza! Just think of the possibilities! A degree every college student can pass. But what will be taught? What is there to learn? Puh-lenty!
December 6, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Overheard at NYC’s Christmas Tree Lighting

Last week in New York City they lit that giant tree over at Rockefeller Center. We just got a report on some of the things overheard in the crowd this year.
November 29, 2015

Meme’d From The Headlines: Scented Underwear

From the files of things you had no idea you needed or wanted, comes the newest product sensation, bacon scented underwear for men. If you're thinking to yourself-- I wonder what other ideas they went through and rejected before settling on bacon-- then you're reading our minds. We went deep undercover to find out.
November 28, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Overdone Thanksgiving?

Every year Bob Belcher overdoes Thanksgiving on Bob's Burgers. He's not the only man in America- real or drawn- who gets carried away. Millions of you overshoot the mark too. Here are some signs that like Bob, you're taking it all too far.
November 24, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Taco Bell Improvements

Not long ago, Taco Bell announced they would be switching to free range eggs. Now with the success of the free range egg campaign, Taco Bell is secretly meeting to plan a dozen more upgrades to their ingredients. We hid out under stairways and in bathroom stalls to get the info, because we care that much. Here are some of the other improvements under consideration.
November 18, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines Reports From the Toilet Cafe

A brand new toilet themed cafe has opened up and the early reports are, it stinks!