11 Excuses For Why Someone Parked an SUV on Grocery Store Roof
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CBS Pittsburgh affiliate reported last week that a driver had managed to park their SUV on a grocery store rooftop. Of course the question is why. We don’t have the budget to do the kind of journalism it would take to get the real answer, so we made up our own.
Excuses from driver for somehow parking SUV on grocery store roof…
*…’handicap parking?’
*…’I got coupons!’
*…’I can see Richards Simmons from up here!’
*…’recently had the suspension adjusted’
*…’a weak GPS signal’
*…’just left a Trump rally’
*…’over inflated tires’
*…’avoiding valet parking surcharge’
*…’Frozen Food aisle was full’
*…’its all about the upper 1%…am I right people!’
*…’thank you ObamaCare’
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