13 Excuses Why Dude Skipped Work For 20 Years
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A man in Spain managed to skip work for twenty years, while he kept collecting a paycheck and nobody noticed until they decided to throw him a party to celebrate his years of “faithful” service. (Read more here.) When asked to explain why he was a no show, he may have been overheard making these excuses…
Excuses from Spanish civil servant for not showing up for years yet got paid each week…
*…Que?
*…rolled over his vacation time
*…was of the understanding ‘attendance’ was NOT a requirement
*…success of a civil servant job is 80% NOT showing up
*…snooze button
*…was working from home
*…couldn’t seem to hook up with a manageable car pool
*…just didn’t want to get caught up in that annoying ‘office politics’
*…waiting for that corner office to open up
*…wanted to ‘hit the ground running’
*…dress code forbid pajamas
*…flex hours
*…hey…they paid me!
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