11 Excuses From a Company Over Snake Head in Bean Can…..

Huffpo reports that A woman found a snake head in a can of green beans. Needless to say she didn’t enjoy or appreciate it. We didn’t really talk to the company executives over at the Western Family Green Beans co, but if we had, these would be some of the excuses they would have made for the incident.

Excuses from company executives over woman finding snake head in Western Family Family Green Beans

*…the label did say ‘fancy’
*…what…no tail?!
*…you win!!!
*…these apparently aren’t vegan beans
*…also contains peanut product
*…you should see whats in our nibblets
*…collect all 3!
*…our canning plant has just moved next to the Reptile House
*…the snakes cut down on our long running rodent issue
*…Hey Eddie…we may have found that hissing sound
*…give us time people…we just got use to wearing the hairnets

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