July 5, 2016

BFG Has Horrible Opening For Spielberg

Spielberg's new film, BFG, will make around $24 million by the end of this holiday weekend, against a $140 million budget. If only he could reboot the Jaws series, that's what his career needs right now.
July 4, 2016

Kevin Durant Leaves OKC For Golden State

Kevin Durant has decided to close up shop in Oklahoma City and join Steph Curry's Golden State Warriors. This makes the Decision look like shit. Also, rapper Lil B has lifted his curse on Kevin Durant, ensuring years of success and championships for KD.
July 4, 2016

Joey Votto Trolls Fans Hard

You have to respect a player that doesn't placate to fans of the opposing team. If you have Votto on your Fantasy Team you, ESPN and Yahoo are both giving you 5 points this week for being real as fuck.