July 3, 2016
All Lonnie Turner wants is for his wife and side chick to get along, that’s ALL. He is so confident in getting it done that he […]
July 3, 2016
Never trust a guy who has shaved his entire head except for a pony tail.
July 3, 2016
Katy Perry just hit 90 million twitter followers which has given her the title of most followed person in the history of Twitter.
July 3, 2016
Kevin Durant is the hottest free agent in this NBA off season and every team is trying to go after him.
July 2, 2016
ESPN is planning to air a Street Fighter 5 World Championship tournament which goes down every year in Las Vegas in mid-July. Are you happy now […]
July 2, 2016
The Hollywood Reporter took a look at summer tv so far to find out who is #winning. There's mostly bad news all around, particularly for new series BrainDead which arrived stillborn, as well as Aquarius and Outcast.
July 2, 2016
July 2, 2016
How will you run a quick batch in the near future? Looks like you will jack in before you jack off. Searches for VR porn are […]
July 2, 2016
Toni Braxton wanted to honor late musician Alliyah by rocking her no bra boobs out style which is great news for all of us. Un-break my heart? More like un-button that shirt. amirite?
July 2, 2016
Fourth of July barbecue and it’s time for you to serve that shoe leather you call steak to your guests. Not this year big man. You […]
July 2, 2016
An intelligent orangutan made a run for it at Busch Gardens proving to be way smarter than the humans who paid to be there.
July 2, 2016
Scarlett Johansson's movies have now grossed more money than any other actresses collected works. Johansson's movies have grossed more than 3.3 billion. Meanwhile, somewhere in Los Angeles, Tara Reid is in a dark room plotting her revenge.
July 2, 2016
It was bad enough they had those awesome smart toilets, but now they have these things that make switching out the toilet paper rolls easier than ever? Fuck it! It's time we just start using our hands to wipe because we will never be as sophisticated as them.
July 2, 2016
You may think the adult coloring book craze is lame but you'll be singing a different tune when you get to color your first killer whale in a neon Aurora Borealis!
July 2, 2016
Beloved art house director Nicolas Winding Refn was talking to Warner Bros about doing a Wonder Woman movie and he really wanted to use Christina Hendricks […]
July 1, 2016
The demand for Corona and Modelo is so high that a Mexican town where one of their breweries is located has no water. Overbrewing has caused all the wells to dry out. It's ok, most human bodies can sustain on Modelo alone.
July 1, 2016
A cocaine delivery service in Manhattan was busted after a year long sting operation. Police were able to arrest a Chipotle executive, a few Wall Street guys, a Huffington Post blogger and a Fox producer among others.
July 1, 2016
This is worst than the time she bought the Shake-Weight she always wanted. The ensuing earthquake left the neighboring town of “Shellyville” with its worst disaster […]
July 1, 2016
When James Harden ruined that fat kid’s camp experience by destroying him, who knew it would lead to a pandemic of fat kids getting wrecked by […]
July 1, 2016
A Florida man is claiming his 1992 drawing of an ERD (electronic reading device) was stolen by Apple to make the iPhone and he is suing […]
July 1, 2016
The rumor is Chris Christie is getting vetted to be Donald Trump's Vice President. These are only rumors as of right now but if they come to be true, get ready for he great Meme Tsunami of 2016.
July 1, 2016
Hey everyone, be careful with your small explosives this year, or you can end up with a half a hand like New York Giant Jason Pierre Paul. You especially don't want to do this if it's a contract year.
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July 1, 2016
Women used to love to see what other women wore to the red carpet. Now they rate women at the airport for style points.
July 1, 2016
This hepcat jitterbug swears she was assaulted by a bird in broad daylight in midtown New York City. The distinguished gentleman sitting next to her claims […]
July 1, 2016
The July 4th weekend used to be a slam dunk for films to open big.
July 1, 2016
Actress Sarah Paulson, known (amongst other things) for dating Holland Taylor, just went topless for July's W Magazine. Holland Taylor on the other hand, has remand clothed.
July 1, 2016
Miss BumBum made multiple posts to Instagram showing off the goods trying to convince Messi to come back to international play. So much so that he […]