July 20, 2012

550 David Hasselhoffs Missing

Not since the rash of Tide Detergent robberies has there been a crime spree this baffling.  550 David Hasselhoff advertising cutouts have been stolen from Cumberland […]
July 20, 2012

Babies as a Food Source

We know that babies would be delicious. Their meat is so tender and it’s practically falling off the bone. We can’t eat them because we are […]
July 20, 2012

Fred Willard Fired From PBS Gig

PBS said Willard has lost his job as the wisecracking narrator of its new show Market Warriors. He was busted in the Tiki Theater in Hollywood […]
July 20, 2012

Chicago vs Chicago

Craig Robinson takes on Nick Offerman in the ultimate stare down. Found on funnyordie.com.   Chicago vs. Chicago: The Final Showdown – watch more funny videos […]
July 19, 2012

Not Exercising as Bad as Smoking

You hear that? Across the entire world, people are dying from a lack of exercise equal to the amount of deaths attributed to smoking. Now we […]
July 19, 2012

Upvote or Die

Washington state will be releasing an app for Facebook that will let people register to vote on the social media site. Microsoft is helping to develop […]
July 19, 2012

Step Off the Lettuce!!!

This Burger King employee anonymously sent a picture to 4chan of himself standing in the lettuce. Then he stopped being anonymous. Then he stopped having a […]
July 19, 2012

Kissing the Long Distance Way

Are you far away from a loved one and want to show some affection? Then get the Kissenger! It lets you kiss someone wirelessly no matter […]
July 19, 2012

Time to Clean the Cobra Pit

Indiana Jones was a pussy. Yeah, I went there. Here is a guy cleaning a Cobra Pit filled with 200 Cobras and he doesn’t give two […]
July 19, 2012

Mr. Wizard is Kind of a Dick

Mr Wizard really doesn’t like kids. Which is great because he looks a lot like Jerry Sandusky. Luckily we don’t have to worry about Mr Wizard […]
July 19, 2012

Dock Jump Fail

If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that there has never been a successful dive. Then again, maybe it’s not a fail after all. In […]