Between dealing with kids, dealing with work, and dealing with Take Your Kids to Work Day, you may have missed some of the most insane things celebrities did this week. Well, have no fear — because Kashmere is here with his finger on the pulse and his eyes on every Instagram account of anyone worth talking about. From Oscar winners to reality TV royalty, to even actually royalty; here are the craziest stories going on this week. Welcome to our newest series, “Did You Hear? With Kashmere!”Kashmere (also known as Danny Murphy) is a comedian, writer, and pop culture connoisseur (despite not really knowing how to spell connoisseur). He currently writes for Betches and Marie Claire and has also been featured in Glamour, Seventeen and Town & Country. When he’s not drinking red wine or iced coffee while watching Bravo, he’s performing around New York and hosting PASS THE AUX at The Stonewall Inn and DO I SEND IT? at Branded Saloon. Follow his fake reality show AKA his Instagram stories, @kashmeredanny.
Beauty YouTube is so hot right now — from the drama in the community to Olivia Jade. If you’re unfamiliar with Olivia, she’s Public Enemy #1 Lori Loughlin’s daughter who was bribed into USC only to make videos about mascara. Read more about the insane drama that unfolds only from giving 19 year olds too much money and more!
Felicity Huffman Pleads Guilty Today. Honestly, I hope none of you ever have to deal with a trial but if you do, take notes from Ms. Huffman. Also — if anyone reading this has ‘bribe colleges with hundreds of thousands of dollars’ money lying around, ask me for my Venmo. BUT — Felicity is scheduled to plead guilty today, and people are speculating that the judge may let her off the hook in terms of serving time behind bars because, you know, she wasn’t signing autographs and everyone now is looking at this case as the ‘DOWN WITH AUNT BECKY’ case. It seems like Huffman will just have to pay a $20,000 fine which is just admissions to a state school, probably. Read more at Page Six.
Beauty YouTubers Are At War, and It’s Kind of Juicy. I tried to avoid this drama because a) I’m over the legal drinking age so shouldn’t be invested in YouTube drama and b) I still have acne and am tired of people with good skin making a living on their skin. Nevertheless, I clicked — and I’m sort of happy I did. James Charles, a 19 year old kid who’s not a multi-millionaire because his parents would lend him their credit card to go to Sephora, has lost over 2 million subscribers after his longtime friend/partner in the industry Tati (a real name) exposed him for being a liar, cheater and most severe — sexual predator. He said that straight guys would want to hook up with him because he’s a celebrity, which hun, he should of asked me becuase if my four years at a Jesuit university taught me anything, that’s not true. Read up more about WTF a beauty vlogger is on CNN.
Britney Spears Also Wants to #FreeBritney. In the midst of #FreeBritney a few weeks ago, Spears was quick to dismiss it and say that she was happy and healthy. This was before her mother, Lynne and her BFF the Governor of Louisiana stated that her mom wants more clarity into what her dad’s conservatorship is doing to her. It seems like the latest person who wants to join their cause to get more insight into what’s happening to Britney is… Britney. All in favor of moving her to a cabin in upstate New York where she can just paint, do yoga and sleep with her hot boyfriend all day say work, bitch. Read more on TMZ.
Another Day, Another Mistake on ‘Game of Thrones’. I think the minds behind one of HBO’s most successful shows are trolling us this year. Well, trolling you all, because I don’t watch Game of Thrones — and I’m just saying, you never hear about these kinds of errors on Real Housewives of New York. But, after Coffee Gate of last week, this week the issue was a… regenerated hand. That’s right, apparently Jamie Lannister’s hand grows back in a promo which apparently doesn’t happen. What universe is this show set in where dragons are a thing but a bitch can’t grow back a pinky? Check out more about it on NYPost.
RIP To Icon Doris Day. The legend Doris Day passed away today at 97 years old. The definition of an icon, Doris Day won people over with her leading roles in the 50s and 60s and became one of the most successful Hollywood actors to date. She apparently was in great health until a case of pneumonia, and she’s apparently asking for no huge grave or marker. Regardless of that, make sure to celebrate Doris a little bit extra today and maybe play this song to cheer you up. Find out more on AP News.
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