Well, I’m back. I rolled my Aperol Spritz-filled body to the Amsterdam Airport and ate my McDonald’s in my aisle seat while blasting the new Katy Perry song on loop (we’ll get into it in a second). Weird that didn’t make anyone fall in love with me on the plane, but I’m over it because I had my one true love waiting for me back in the states: celebrity gossip. Hollywood lost its mind while I was shoveling tapas in my face, so let’s take a look at what your favorite (or least favorites) have been doing.
Between dealing with kids, dealing with work, and dealing with Take Your Kids to Work Day, you may have missed some of the most insane things celebrities did this week. Well, have no fear — because Kashmere is here with his finger on the pulse and his eyes on every Instagram account of anyone worth talking about. From Oscar winners to reality TV royalty, to even actually royalty; here are the craziest stories going on this week. Welcome to our newest series, “Did You Hear? With Kashmere!”
Kashmere (also known as Danny Murphy) is a comedian, writer, and pop culture connoisseur (despite not really knowing how to spell connoisseur). He currently writes for Betches and Marie Claire and has also been featured in Glamour, Seventeen and Town & Country. When he’s not drinking red wine or iced coffee while watching Bravo, he’s performing around New York and hosting PASS THE AUX at The Stonewall Inn and DO I SEND IT? at Branded Saloon. Follow his fake reality show AKA his Instagram stories, @kashmeredanny.
KATY PERRY IS BACK! I REPEAT: SHE’S BACK!. There are few people I support more than Katy Perry. I’ve been there for her through her ups and her downs (all of Witness), disregarding what people said about her and just continuing to shout “TE AMO KATY!”. Truly, her tour documentary is my favorite movie — a fact I told a film studies professor in college only to get a solid B in the class. Regardless, our girl gave us the gift of PURE BOP this past weekend with her comeback single, “Never Really Over.” It’s a perfect title — because is it about love or her career? Who knows, but all I know is I’ll be asking every Uber Pool driver for the aux cord this summer to play it on loop. Check the video out here.
Pete Davidson Goes Zoolander for Alexander Wang Show. Usually when SNL goes on hiatus, their cast and writers jump on other projects or comedy tours with all their new free time. Pete Davidson, always daring to be different… decided last year to have a whirlwind engagement. This summer, he’s trading a walk down the aisle for a walk down the catwalk, by modeling off Wang’s latest collection. Watching Anna Wintour just… stare blankly at him is my summer moodboard. But also I’m going back to therapy to figure out why I’m so into him in these pants. Check the photos out on Page Six.
Bradley Cooper’s Relationships Is Maybe On the Rocks, and I’m Tech Avail Apparently, sources are saying Bradley and Irina’s relationship may be ready for a Shayk-up. Unclear if it was the Gaga-Cooper one-on-one date from The Bachelor which was all of award season or if she’s tired of Cooper saying “HOW DO I STILL NOT HAVE AN OSCAR?!”. A source saw them at dinner “barely talking and looking miserable” but who knows if that shows signs of a relationship on the rocks or just the classic stare-down of who gets the last piece of bread. Either way, Bradley I’m here for you if you need a new partner and Irina, I’m here for you if you ever need to look at someone and feel better about yourself. Read more here.
Can Celebrities Stop Pretending They Went to Harvard?. Tyra Banks is famous for a lot of things. From rooting FOR YOU! to telling people to kiss her fat ass, she’s queen of the memes and also life itself. What I’m also giving her credit for is teaching every celebrity that Elle Woods wasn’t wrong when she said “what, like it’s hard?” in regards to getting into Harvard. Harvard has a business program that gives out certificates as freely as I give out my phone number to waiters who bring me extra chips and salsa — and Tyra is a proud alumnae. Now, the Fixer Upper family is the next to share an alma mater with past Presidents and future obnoxious dinner guests. Next up? Ciara, yes — her goodies are going to Cambridge. Can’t celebs just get their degrees the old fashion way, and pay someone to take the SATs for them? Check out more on E! News.
Miley Cyrus Attacked by Fan In Barcelona. Before getting into this, I need everyone to know that she landed in Barcelona on Thursday afternoon, and I flew out of Barcelona Thursday morning. In my mind, we crossed paths waiting for our Venti Iced Oat Milk Lattes at Starbucks. But while no one was remotely motivated to touch me in Barcelona, Miley was unfortunately not as lucky. On the heels of her new EP She Is Coming and a performance at Primavera Music Festival, there’s a lot of hype surrounding our Tennessee girl. While walking to her car, a fan took their love way too far and grabbed her hair and tried to hug-choke her — she’s luckily okay and was able to be blocked by Liam for the rest of their walk. Can we bring back CDs just so the worse thing fans can do is get sharpie markings on a celebs Givenchy? Check the video out here on TMZ.
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