Did You Hear? With Kashmere! August 6, Engagement! Wedding! And Racism!?

Between dealing with kids, dealing with work, and dealing with Take Your Kids to Work Day, you may have missed some of the most insane things celebrities did this week. Well, have no fear — because Kashmere is here with his finger on the pulse and his eyes on every Instagram account of anyone worth talking about. From Oscar winners to reality TV royalty, to even actually royalty; here are the craziest stories going on this week. Welcome to our newest series, “Did You Hear? With Kashmere!”

Kashmere (also known as Danny Murphy) is a comedian, writer, and pop culture connoisseur (despite not really knowing how to spell connoisseur). He currently writes for Betches and Marie Claire and has also been featured in Glamour, Seventeen and Town & Country. When he’s not drinking red wine or iced coffee while watching Bravo, he’s performing around New York and hosting PASS THE AUX at The Stonewall Inn and DO I SEND IT? at Branded Saloon. Follow his fake reality show AKA his Instagram stories, @kashmeredanny.

I’m back, bitches! Sorry I just called you all bitches — I just need more coffee I think. Last weekend I was in New Orleans so I’m not used to drinking anything that’s not three different colors and immediately puts me to sleep. Have you all been? It’s honestly like a wedding party in the street but without the family baggage of that cousin you hate. A dream. While I was too cross-eyed there to send in a column, I obviously have been keeping a look out this week for everything and anything celebrity related. Lets get into it!

Vanderpump Rules’ Stassi Is Engaged!

Okay so you might not know her, but this is major news. Stassi Schroeder is the resident Queen of Vanderpump Rules, and also is the reason I got to go to Watch What Happens Live VIP one time. No literally, I got drunk while she was at my office for an interview and asked if I could come and she put me on her guest list. Photo evidence here. Anyways, she’s had not the best luck with love these past few years until she met her new boo, Beau. Who is equal parts cute and nice and funny and normal… same. He proposed to her at a cemetary, which is so up her alley and I personally CANNOT WAIT to wait and see if I get invited to this wedding. Check it out here

Heidi Klum Gets Married Again (Again, Again)

Everyone I guess is getting married this year but me? That’s great. No, I’m really happy for them. Heidi Klum made her marriage to Tom Kaulitz ‘ceremony official’ this past weekend, which is fair because when you’re as gorgeous as Heidi Klum — you need people looking at you in a beautiful gown. I’m mainly concerned because again, no one told me the memo that this was the year we were all settling down. I thought I had a few more years left until I had to spring for the paid version of Bumble, but I guess I’m off to open a new credit card and hope for the best. Read more here

Gigi Hadid Is Getting the Bachelorette Treatment

No, we unfortunately won’t get to watch her low voice say ‘farewell’ during a rose ceremony — but rather she skipped right to the one-on-one date this year. Tyler C. from this season of The Bachelorette was a breakout favorite because of how far he got and how nice he is to look at. Well, he apparently caught the interest of Actual Celebrity Gigi Hadid, because they were spotted together at the Soho House (a place I kind of feel like I should join besides the fact that I can barely afford my MetroCard). Will they be the new Wells Adams and Sara Hyland and cross celebrity and bachelor-ebirty lines? I’m eh about it. Gigi, do you really want your upcoming dinner dates to be on the ABC lot in-between filmings of Dancing With the Stars? Check out the pics here.

A$AP Rocky Back In US Until Verdict

Talk about being in a rocky situation. A$AP Rocky has been living up to his namesake these past few weeks while being held in a Sweedish prison — until now. They decided to release him until they reach a verdict in the trial, and hopefully it’s in his favor because who the f*ck knows what goes down in a Swedish prison. I do love that he apparently immediately ran from the prison to his private jet — and now I’m just wondering, though, can he just stay in the states? I feel like his music isn’t that memorable, so Sweden might just get distracted with the new Ariana Grande song. Check out more here.

Denise Richards Is Claiming Camille Grammer Made Racist Comments At Housewife Reunion

Camille Grammer, one of the more crazier personalities to appear on the Beverly Hills series of the Housewives franchise, has never been one to hold back her opinion. Most recently, she was seen in a screaming match with Lisa Rinna defending Brett Kavanaugh. For some reason, during the reunion (of a season she was just cast as a ‘friend,’ not an actual housewife) she went in on new cast member Denise Richards who, can I just say had a gorgeous first season? Love her. I assumed Camille was acting crazy because she’s fighting to get back to housewife status next season, but her plans could be majorly stalled because: A) no one really wants her back and B) she allegedly made racist comments during filming. Girl, just no. “Do you want me to apologize because I’m a white woman?” is one of the remarks she said, which I hope someone replied — no, we want you to apologize because you’re an idiot. Read more here


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