Today it as reported that an Ohio morgue worker has admitted to having sex with over 100 corpses, confirming the worst post-death fears of many people. Kenneth Douglas said he was often high or on drugs at the time. Of course everyone else who works at the morgue are shocked but they probably should have known something was up, when they overheard some of these things from the break room....

What does a pilot do when his prosthetic arm falls off while he's landing a plane? He lands the plane one handed of course. That's what happened on a Flybe Airlines Dash 8 airplane earlier this week. It all ended okay, but as a passenger, there are somethings you'd rather not hear while you're flying...

If these guys were to combine their forces they could wipe out hunger on the continent of Africa, clean up the oceans, or launch an interstellar war. Instead, they're dumping ice on themselves and nominating their other rich friends in the ALS "ice bucket challenge".

This week, the media reported that South Korea's only astronaut quit. This of course ended the entire country's space program, since now there were no astronauts left. In her letter of resignation, Yi So-yeon explained that she was quitting for personal reasons, which led us to wonder what the real reasons were. Here are a few guesses....

This week, a small town in Minnesota elected a sweet fluffy dog named Duke as their new Mayor. We don't know if the people who voted for Duke knew he was a dog, but here are some helpful tips for how to tell that you've just voted for a dog, as your new mayor.

Earlier this week the media reported about an Oklahoma teacher who got busted for "allegedly" showing up to school drunk and pants-less on her first day. She admitted she had been drinking, and definitely wasn't wearing pants. Turns out the Oklahoma school board kind of frowns on that. Here are some other things they don't like...

Just imagine. Four NFL rookies who faced mega overhype before starting their careers all on one ship. But uh oh, that ship is sinking....

This week the media is reporting that a former employee is suing Subway claiming that the sandwich franchise avoided paying him overtime by creating fictional workers.  Our investigators discovered a number of other plans Subway is using to avoid paying its workers....

Earlier this week, Huffington Post shared a list of things you probably didn't know about the Beatles. Let's just say they missed a few.