Here’s $239 Billion Dollars Worth Of Ice Bucket Challenges (Video)

If these guys were to combine their forces they could wipe out hunger on the continent of Africa, clean up the oceans, or launch an interstellar war. Instead, they’re dumping ice on themselves and nominating their other rich friends in the ALS “ice bucket challenge”. This is great for raising awareness of ALS as well as how annoying the ultra rich can be.

Elon Musk. Net Worth: $12 billion

Couldn’t Elon just create some sort of crowd sourcing medical app to clear this thing up so we don’t have to watch any more of these?

Mark Zuckerberg. Net Worth: $33 billion

Running a social network is almost as important as medical research. Almost.

Jeff Bezos. Net Worth: $32.3 billion

If this does lead to a cure, ALS sufferers will be able to get their medication through Amazon Prime, which is nice.

Bill Gates. Net Worth: $79.2 billion

Bill Gates will get feet on the ground for Malaria and Polio but all ALS gets is some slow motion video

Tim Cook. Net Worth: $400 million

As the poorest person on this list, Tim’s the only one with an excuse for not dropping the hundo.

Steve Ballmer. Net Worth: $20 billion

Let’s face it, Ballmer is spending more time thinking about the Cav’s than anyone with ALS.

Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Net Worth: $62.3 billion

What was actually dumped on their heads was the Kool AId they make all their employees drink as they’re hired.

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