February 1, 2016

Meme’d From the Headlines: Reactions to Open Air Urinals

Just in time for Super Bowl 50, San Francisco is breaking out something new! Open air urinals! Piss right out on the sidewalk with all the easy you want and all the privacy you need. Our meme'd from the headlines team got some early reactions to the new "restrooms".
December 29, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: NYE in Times Square

It's New Years Eve and you've made the decision to do it this year-- you're spending the night in Times Square. Then you get there and it's cold, and crowded and you can't go pee, and there are creeps squishing up against you. But as long as you're there, here's a handy checklist of things that are signs its time to head out. 13 things you don't want to hear while standing in Times Square on New Years Eve.
December 22, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Bad Store Santas

There are a lot of store Santa's out there. Some of them are saints, and some of them are drunks. And some of them are saints and drunks. How do you tell if your store's Santa is a good santa or a bad santa? Here's a few tips.
December 12, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Skydiving Without a Chute

Huffpo did a story about a new crazy sport- sky diving without a parachute. Sound crazy? Yep. His life depends on two men who do have parachutes 'catching' him after he drops through the clouds. We read the manual for skydiving without a chute and there's some fine print you will want to know about before you take the plunge.
December 10, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Pizza School!

Big news in the pizza-verse! Now you can get a degree in pizza! Just think of the possibilities! A degree every college student can pass. But what will be taught? What is there to learn? Puh-lenty!
November 29, 2015

Meme’d From The Headlines: Scented Underwear

From the files of things you had no idea you needed or wanted, comes the newest product sensation, bacon scented underwear for men. If you're thinking to yourself-- I wonder what other ideas they went through and rejected before settling on bacon-- then you're reading our minds. We went deep undercover to find out.
November 28, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Overdone Thanksgiving?

Every year Bob Belcher overdoes Thanksgiving on Bob's Burgers. He's not the only man in America- real or drawn- who gets carried away. Millions of you overshoot the mark too. Here are some signs that like Bob, you're taking it all too far.
November 24, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Taco Bell Improvements

Not long ago, Taco Bell announced they would be switching to free range eggs. Now with the success of the free range egg campaign, Taco Bell is secretly meeting to plan a dozen more upgrades to their ingredients. We hid out under stairways and in bathroom stalls to get the info, because we care that much. Here are some of the other improvements under consideration.
November 4, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: The Next GOP Debate

The huffingtonpost has some thoughts for guidelines on the next GOP debate, like dropping the opening statements, limiting questions, and eliminating the undercards. We have the inside track on some other guidelines being thrown about. Here's a list on the new guidelines being considered for the next GOP debate.
November 2, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Bad Seafood

This week a California seafoodery was outted in the media. Apparently the restaurant monikered "best seafood in the bay area" was linked to more than 140 cases of a serious stomach infection. Many of them ended up in the ICU as a result of the Shingelosis. We don't want you, the readers to end up with any seafood related ailments, so here are some handy signs that a restaurant may actually not be the "Best Seafood in the Bay Area."
October 29, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Naked Roller Coastering (NSFW)

There is a group for everyone and every thing. This week the Huffington Post reported about a group of thrill seekers who road a rollercoaster buck naked to raise cash for charity. In case anyone slipped in accidentally and the tits and ass weren't a dead giveaway, here are some signs that you've gotten on a coaster with a bunch of naked people.
October 25, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Benghazi Hearings

Last week Benghazi hearings went on and on and on. For eleven hours the publicans tried to take down Hillary. During that time there were plenty of off mic conversation. We were able to secretly record them. Here's what we heard.
October 10, 2015

Meme’d From the Headlines: Free Work! Who Wants In?

This week the media had a field day with a new 'perk' Urban Outfitters offered employees-- the chance to work for free! UO thanked employees for volunteering to work for free to help get some company business done faster. We've heard rumors of some other perks Urban Outfitters plans to offer next....