February 9, 2018

Jimmy Garoppolo Makes Bank

San Francisco 49ers GM John Lynch just chucked a bag of money at Jimmy Garoppolo and 137.5 million spilled out. Garoppolo is being fitted for a […]
January 10, 2018

Journalist Gets Harassed By Lemurs

They’re probably the cutest animal you can get swarmed by. If only the Bible had used Lemurs instead of locust, this plague would have made for […]
November 20, 2017

Navy Pilot Draws Penis In The Sky

Officials from the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island in western Washington state released an official apology after one of their pilots drew a penis in the […]