Now that Alaska’s governor has gotten his shots, every single governor is fully vaccinated.

Fantastic. This will be a great way to track them.

Read more at businessinsider.

A real time map shows that the number of fires burning in the west are startling.

There’s only four seasons in the West. Autumn, Winter, Spring and Fire.

Read more at Vice.

Silverton Colorado’s Mayor has said that the pledge of allegiance will no longer need to be said prior to public meetings in the tiny town. And for some reason, people are pretty upset.

If this six phrase speech is so important, why don’t we say it before lunch too?

Read more at NY Post.

Silverton, CO’s Mayor unilaterally banned the Pledge of Allegiance at city meetings.

It’s hard to put into words what kind of anti-American disgrace this is.

Mayor Fuhrman should resign and purchase a one-way ticket to China where he won’t have worry about hearing the pledge! pic.twitter.com/tjzU1cnOv0

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) June 18, 2021

At least 20 black workers were furious and walked out or called in sick after Ikea Served Fried chicken, watermelon and Mac and cheese on June 19th in honor of the new holiday. It was felt that the special menu items perpetuate racial stereotypes.

Next time, stick with the meatballs, ikea. And cinnamon rolls. #stayinyourlane

Read more at CBS News

The entire tri-state area has now legalized marijuana, as Connecticut becomes the 19th State in America to go legal.

Is this even news anymore?

Read more at independent.

It may take awhile to get a winner for the Democratic Primary for NYC Mayor but as of right now Eric Adams is up 10 points over Garcia and Wiley and Andrew Yang has dropped. Whoever wins this thing has to face the political juggernaut that is Curtis Sliwa. Good luck.

Read more at the New York Post.

Conceding the Democratic primary for mayor, @AndrewYang says the numbers make it clear he won’t win, but he will support the next mayor. #NY1Politics

LIVE RESULTS: https://t.co/HaTYMyliiJ pic.twitter.com/iFHRZOHu3z

— Spectrum News NY1 (@NY1) June 23, 2021

So you’re a saying that’s not really polar bear weather?

Read more at gizmodo.

Between March 2020 and March 2021, 881 Secret Service agents were diagnosed with Covid, a government watchdog group just found out.

It’s a miracle everyone in the government’s not on a ventilator.

Read more at the AP.

Good news, Governor Desantis is signing into law that all Florida students will be given a civics class that will make sure to let them know communism is evil.

Because the year is 1955, right?

Read more at 10tv

The Raider’s jersey is currently the #1 selling Jersey in the country.

Bet he sold 1,000,000.

Read more at tmz.com.

When the ump came out to check Scherzer for the third time, Scherzer opened his pants at officiants.

Guess now we know what the sticky stuff really is. Cum.

This is incredible.

Joe Girardi asked the umpires to check Max Scherzer for sticky stuff again.

Scherzer’s reaction:

pic.twitter.com/rHHWU6KIzV

— Baseball America (@BaseballAmerica) June 23, 2021

In an open letter to NBA commissioner Adam Silver, the Harlem Globetrotters are requesting that the league designate the club as an NBA franchise after several years of contributions to the NBA.

You guys know that you’re fake right? The Generals let you win.

Read more at CBS Sports.

Our official statement on yesterday's letter to the @NBA #DearNBA #SpreadGame pic.twitter.com/pbc2fOchDi

— Harlem Globetrotters (@Globies) June 22, 2021

Anthony Gargano, also known as The Cuz, who hosts a midday show on 97.5 The Fanatic let his anger fly, ripping the sixers.

It’s never been said that Philly can lose gracefully, but they do lose consistently.

Let's check in with sports-talk radio in Philly to see how they are handling the crushing defeat in game 7 last night. 😂 pic.twitter.com/2ncD42Kq2O

— Funhouse (@BackAftaThis) June 22, 2021

To celebrate the 100th birthday of the burger chain, Puma and White Castle are releasing slider sneaks, hoodies, shorts and shirts/

The perfect gear to wear in a lit pit.

Read more at Food and Wine.

A report has shed new light on the mysterious conservatorship that has given Britney Spears father control over her life. The report says he has final say on just about everything right down to a request she made to change the color of her kitchen cabinets. She also has been complaining that the arrangement is oppressive and unfair for years.

Well your Instagram page didn’t help.

Read more at foxnews.

Just as the rest of the world finally started getting in to Schitt’s Creek.

Read more at bbc.

Meryl couldn’t have pulled off “The Lady” in The Quick and the Dead and she knows it!

sharon stone out there ending her own career… pic.twitter.com/3s8rnwNG89

— S. ✨ olivia colman’s bitch (@streep_lover) June 22, 2021

EVERYTHING

Maybe if you weren’t so focused on telling us how smart you are, you might have taken a moment to listen to the question that any 9 year old would have gotten correctly.

everything

everything

A new study shows 44% of Americans say they hit their lowest emotional point of their lives during the last 14 months.

The other 56% must have invested in Amazon.

Read more at studyfinds.

There are specialists who study the science of body odor, and studies have concluded that single people have scents that are different from married folk.

Well if you call axe body spray different I guess they do smell different.

Read more at BBC.

A new study found that not only are there a million they/thems living in the US, but also that most nonbinary adults in the U.S. are young, white, and reside in urban areas.

It’s time for the 1 million non binary march on Washington.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

Mental Floss decided to take a look back at the best songs to ever appear on 90’s movie soundtracks. These aren’t necessarily songs made exclusively for the films, just songs that were in the movies. Why isn’t anything from Ace Ventura on this list? Bullshit.

Read more at mentalfloss.