Zach Weiner is only 26 and already dealing with a problem that’s normally a career ender. A video of him with a dominatrix is circulating on Twitter. Released by an anonymous source, the video shows Weiner gagged and abused with clothespins on his nipples.

Following in the footsteps of Billions character Chuck Rhoads, Weiner says he is a proud BDSMer. “I am not ashamed of the private video circulating of me on Twitter. This was a recreational activity that I did with my friend at the time, for fun.”

BDSM is probably the best thing to prepare you for politics.

Watch the video here.

Read more at NY Post.

it’s disgusting (even for the nypost) that a newspaper would publish this video. Zack Weiner did nothing wrong and he (and the other participant if they didn’t share the video) is the victim here. https://t.co/1VdAuSjs1A

— seba (@frankie_kr94) June 20, 2021

The First Family is mourning the loss of their beloved German Shepherd Champ. He was 13.

He was last seen with the Clintons.

Read more at USA Today

Do we know for sure this isn’t Tic Tac trying to go viral with a big marketing campaign?

Read more at The Daily Star.

If you are trying to get into a hot restaurant in the Hamptons, you may be joining a 1200 table wait list. Unless you know how to get around the list but it will take more than a C-Note to get you in. Hopeful diners are Venmoing thousands of bucks and if that doesn’t work (often it doesn’t), it might take a voyage on a private yacht, helicopter rides, and more. One diner paid five figures just for the right to rent a table for the season.

And we thought the Hamptons was obnoxious 5 years ago.

Read more at nypost.

The Czech capital was long known for a chaotic tourist trade full of too much partying and rambunctious behavior. Now that they had a taste of the quiet life during lockdown, the city is looking for ways to keep the partying to a minimum long term.

Every city should try to get rid of tourism. Hope this catches on.

Read more at CNN

One NYT journalist decided to buy some Subway tuna sandwiches, take out the tuna and send it to a lab to see what the hell it is. After a month, this is what the lab found:

“No amplifiable tuna DNA was present in the sample and so we obtained no amplification products from the DNA,” the email read. “Therefore, we cannot identify the species.”

It’s obviously people. We’re eating people sandwiches from Subway.

Read more at the New York Times.

A former NFL General Manager allegedly said that Aaron Rodgers is ‘Selfish,’ Disliked by Teammates, and Coaches.

Well if he’s that bad it should be easy enough for the Packers to get rid of him.

Read more a bleacherreport.

Are you the third baseman or the Phillie Phanatic?

Joey Votto stole third last night because Manny Machado was too busy doing the wave pic.twitter.com/SUITTRwxKs

— Barstool Are Dee Tee (@editti22) June 19, 2021

A Fantasy Football Loser swears off waffles for life after he spent 15 hours in a waffle house and ate 9 whole waffles. The gimmick was, he had to spend 24 hours in the Waffle House, but could leave an hour early for every waffle he ate. He got through nine and left in 15 hours.

Why didn’t he just eat 24 waffles like a normal man, and go home?

I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy football league. As punishment, I spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Every waffle I eat shaves an hour off the clock. It’s 4:07 Central. pic.twitter.com/oRugzU7rQT

— Lee Sanderlin (@LeeOSanderlin) June 17, 2021

I can report progress. One waffle down. That makes 8. 1 to go then we’re just running clock until 7 am. This is NOT enjoyable

— Lee Sanderlin (@LeeOSanderlin) June 18, 2021

And we’re out pic.twitter.com/79Er4rBxdP

— Lee Sanderlin (@LeeOSanderlin) June 18, 2021

Paul’s lawyer told him “No, Tyson will rip your head off. You don’t stand a chance.” But Logan, who wants more high profile fights, said, “Bro, I just went through all of this. You can’t tell me I can’t beat Mike Tyson.’ Bro, he’s old, old.”

Logan, you might play “gotcha hat” but Mike plays a little game called Gotcha Ear.

If you missed the show you can still catch all of the 60 plus positions, with visual aids, including spaghetti, squeezing koala and Fartsdumpen?

This is ridiculous no one farts into each others assholes.

See the positions at nrk.no.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

The actor who played the Hulk in the original Hulk tv series posted a tweet praising himself for his non-costumed, non CGI portrayal. “Can’t think of another superhero that isn’t in costume or CGI. Worked damn hard on my diet and exercise for the Hulk. Wasn’t going to let anyone down. The hulk was my hero as a kid as well Thumbs up. ”

Okay boomer.

Can’t think of another superhero that isn’t in costume or CGI.

Worked damn hard on my diet and exercise for the Hulk. Wasn’t going to let anyone down. The hulk was my hero as a kid as well 👍🏽#hulkseries #oghulk #nocgiinvolved #dietandexercise #louferrigno #dontmakemeangry pic.twitter.com/ulh3dbx2Qc

— Lou Ferrigno (@LouFerrigno) June 19, 2021

Flag-o-philes are up in arms over Macy Gray saying the Stars and Bars need a redesign. She wants a flag that represents all of us. After January 6, the current flag feels a lot like the Confederate one that we’ve been trying to eliminate, she said. “The American flag has been hijacked as code for a specific belief. God bless those believers, they can have it. Like the Confederate, it is tattered, dated, divisive, and incorrect,” she wrote. “It no longer represents democracy and freedom. It no longer represents ALL of us. It’s not fair to be forced to honor it. It’s time for a new flag.”

Flag lovers are freaked out about the suggestion that we make the flag more inclusive.

You folks know we don’t have only 13 stars on the American flag now right?

Read more at marketwatch.com

Yes Macy Gray! I am so on board with this! If we’re truly united , then let the flag represent that ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 pic.twitter.com/DRucA9ZdOB

— Emil Sayad (@egeek84) June 19, 2021

There are 195 countries in the world.

194 of them don’t have the American flag.

If @MacyGraysLife or anyone else hates the American flag so badly, they should pick a flag they like & go live in the country that flies it! https://t.co/337AXRyTLS

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) June 19, 2021

If you don’t like the American flag, feel free to leave. https://t.co/i62saDBYaJ

— Rep Andy Biggs (@RepAndyBiggsAZ) June 19, 2021

.@MacyGraysLife had one hit song about 20 years ago and hasn’t done anything since.

Now she wants to come out from the dark and say that she hates our flag.

Your world would crumble if you weren’t in America. https://t.co/g5S8zaykDn

— Lavern Spicer (@lavern_spicer) June 18, 2021

You got to be kidding me.

Mark my words: ALL OF THIS will badly backfire on the the left. They will be voted out for a VERY LONG TIME.

Singer Macy Gray Wants to Cancel American Flag: ‘It’s Time For a Reset’ https://t.co/brOawOIfLd

— Trish Regan (@trish_regan) June 19, 2021

So, is she going to give up all the money she's earned, while under the American flag or is she just another loud mouth rich hypocrite, badmouthing the very country that made her rich?

Don't like American Flag, go to the shithole country's flag you like!https://t.co/kWYgoPBMwN

— Leonard Roxon (@LeonardRoxon) June 18, 2021

WTAF?! Now the flag is too white?! Maybe Macy Gray needs to spend some time with our service members for a little perspective https://t.co/R4jfdqcPFG

— Bitc⛸in esq. (@nealysk8s) June 18, 2021

If you have any flags, stickers, shirts, masks, or anything else that has the thin blue line, Confederate flag, or that dumb Trump flag, you have no right to be upset that Macy Gray wants a redesign of the US flag (which has been done many times). pic.twitter.com/LWZQT3zeRt

— Miss C (@xsongbird710) June 19, 2021

Their new project is a Dark Comedy about Therapy, “The Shrink Next Door”

Cheapest way to improve your life, watch therapy movies and take notes. No insurance needed.

Read more at variety.com.

An HBO intern sent out a Weird Test Email to subscribers, and HBO’s apology brought out a slew of sympathetic posts sharing terrible mistakes people made as interns.

Even Monica Lewinsky chimed in to help.. but to be fair, she’s a big fan of chiming in.

dear intern:

it gets better.

♥️

ps. don’t wear a beret for awhile, k?

— Monica Lewinsky (she/her) (@MonicaLewinsky) June 18, 2021

Someone found footage from the 1985 VMA Awards afterparty. Yes, everyone was high on cocaine and yes they were all a lot cooler than anyone at the 2021 afterparty.

Read More at Digg.

The internet won’t get off Brendan Frasier’s dick after new photos were seen of him at the Tribeca Film Festival.

Hey, everybody ages, give Encino Man a break.

Read more at the Daily Mail.

#brendanfraser 📽️
Tribeca Film Festival 2021_June 18th
Premiere for 'No Sudden Move' 🎥
🎞️ New York 🎞️ pic.twitter.com/wTsFoQxqy9

— _.J.o_. (@geraldi44615300) June 19, 2021

everything

The topic started because a 20 year old man said he’s been swallowing his toothpaste his entire life because nobody taught him to spit and it turns out a surprising amount of young people are swallowing toothpaste and mouthwash every day. There’s also plenty of questionable pickle misinformation floating around. One guy believes insect noises is the sound of the sun. And there’s a woman who thinks the crust on bread is where all the nutrition is.

Looks like all of you learned way too late in life not to share embarrassing stories on the internet.

Read more at buzzfeed.com.

@wavymcgrady

please tell me someone else had this same issue..?

♬ What’s Up Jane – Wavy McGrady

Luckily this happens to her all the time. She’s fine.

Money shot. 🥴🍺 pic.twitter.com/fY9YHPmioU

— 🍺 Hold My Beer 🍺 (@HldMyBeer) June 19, 2021

This woman has had it with the upstairs all-nighter and screams out the window like its the 1970s.

Why didn’t they just drop her down some of that Molly?

@videoluvernyc

#eastvillage #shutthefuckup #6am #morning #nyc

♬ original sound – Michele Roderick

Yes, there’s a name for the space between your eyebrows, the cry of a newborn baby, and that little cage on bottles of champagne.

Oh you forgot one name- Snigglets.

Read more at Reddit.

everything

30% of GOP voters all believe this will happen.

And one of them is named Donald.

Read more at The HIll

Homer, Al Bundy, Darth Vadar, There Will Be Blood, Frank Gallagher, George Bluth, Bull Meecham, the great santini, Jack Torrance, Frank Reynolds,IASIP Michael Corleon, Royal Tenenbaum, and Don Draper are just some of the names gracing The Wrap’s Worst Dads in Film and TV list.

This is the perfect way to spend fathers day.

Read more at The Wrap.