Sunday April 12: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at April 12, 2020

SUNDAY 4.12

NEWS STORIES

These Are The Odds On Who Joe Biden Will Take As His Running Mate

For some odd reason Sarah Palin is a giant long shot here.

US Air Travel Is Down 96%

The TSA is reporting that the amount of people flying in the US is down 96%. That other 4% is people who just like to live dangerously.

Millennials Making Parents Sad By Not Visiting

Millennials say their parents are mad at them for not coming over for Passover and Easter.

Just show up and kill them. Problem solved.

New Cross Country Driving Cannonball Run Record Set

Since no one is on the road anymore, a new cross country record has been set while driving with a time of 26 hours and 38 minutes. There’s going to have to be an asterisk next to this in the record book.

These Products Have The Fastest Growing Online Sales

The bread machine and latex glove industries are booming while luggage companies are tanking. If someone can make a carry on that also bakes bread they’d make a mint.

Via digg.

SPORTS

Ronda Rousey Hates WWE Fans

“What am I doing it for if I’m not being able to spend my time and energy on my family,
but instead spending my time and my energy on a bunch of fucking ungrateful fans that don’t even appreciate me?”

OK Rhonda what will you stink at next?

Simone Biles Sexy Hand Stand Challenge

Simone Biles has combined the athletic discipline of gymnastics with the excitement of pole dancing.

This is the Reeses cup of masturbation.

handstand challenge ??‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/D11uhLoG37

— Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) April 11, 2020

ENTERTAINMENT

Hey Jude Lyrics Sell for $910,000 !

The Beatles’ handwritten Hey Jude lyrics sold for $910,000 at an auction and Chris Stanley sold his Kreeps with Kids Theme lyrics for two farts and a piss.

Dallas Cowboys Throws (Up To) 30 Person Party

Dak Prescott threw a birthday party party for a friend and had 30 people at his home, including Ezekiel Elliott. Jerry Jones unfortunately couldn’t go, he has to stay self quarantined in his coffin at all times due to the covid-19 outbreak.

Here Are The Photos Lauri Laughlin Used to Get Her Kids Into USC

The photos that were used to get Lauri Laughlin’s kids into USC have been released showing them playing sports they never actually participated in. It should have been a red flag when one of the pictures showed them landing on the moon.

GOING VIRAL

nothing here yet