Trump says he could see the spittle come out of Christie’s mouth when they were prepping for Trump’s debate, and he “tried to duck from the droplets.”

According to Christie, that wasn’t spit, they were jelly bean fragments.

Read more at businessinsider.com.

The CDC has spoken regarding students and teachers. If you’re vaxxed you can stop wearing masks.

The Unmasked kids will be known as the soc’s and the masked kids will be the outsiders.

Read more at buzzfeed.

A French designer would like to do for trains what the super rich are already doing with ridiculously decked out yachts. He’s conceptualized a private train so luxurious that it would actually make a rich person interested in train travel.

In the meantime, Amtrak’s still putting people in cattle cars.

Read more at cnn.com.

Your dad is a headliner, you’re open mic.

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— Acyn (@Acyn) July 9, 2021

Okay this is somewhat debatable whether Virgin Atlantic’s vehicle is actually going to space, but the historic launch will take place this Sunday.

So tune in this Sunday, for the first time you’ll ever get to see a billionaire get blown up.

Read more at The Sun

There’s a ton of fecal matter in the water in Texas and one news team decided to take people’s temperature on it. Shocker, they’re not happy. But it seems like they should be even angrier.

Jalen Lewis, a 16-year-old 5-star center, has reportedly signed with the Overtime Elite league making him the youngest pro basketball player in history in the US. Lewis chose the multi year deal over options to attend Duke, Kentucky or UCLA.

Too young to go pro? Um, no. He’s six years older than Michael Jackson was when he had his first hit, and ten years older than the Olsen Twins when they went pro.

He’s still six years old than Michael Jackson was when he recorded his first big hit .

Read more at bleacherreport.

Crew members accused a Turkish bodybuilder and fitness model of trying to get on the plane naked, but the woman said, “This is what i fuckin wear.”

What’s the Turkish word for camel toe?

Read more at NY Post.

Apple TV is in talks with the NFL to bring Sunday Ticket to their streaming service. That’s great for the NFL, should add about 12 more viewers.

Read more at Mac Rumors.

It takes a lot of guts to put this picture out.

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The disgraced singer has turned himself in to a LA police station to face charges of assault alleged in New Hampshire.

If only this would have happened before he made an album.

Read more at apnews.

Not only is she the first black American to win the title, she’s also a record holder of three Guiness World Records, all involving basketball.

“Spelling is really a side thing I do. It’s like a little hors d’ouevre. But basketball’s like the main dish,” she told AP.

Would say she’s the next LeBron, but he really can’t spell for shit.

Drake is dating Amari Bailey’s mom, and he must be really desperate to impress her because he rented out Dodgers stadium to have an intimate dinner for two. If you don’t know who that is, Bailey is the #3 high school basketball recruit in the Class of 2022, and he plays with LeBron’s son. And according to her Insta, Bailey’s mom “likes long walks with my n!$@a to the bank….”

Someday Drake hopes to take her back when there’s an actual game playing.

Read more at barstool.

Drake’s date night with Johanna Leia at Dodger Stadium was caught on video via drone 🤯 pic.twitter.com/SziISaxxVU

— My Mixtapez (@mymixtapez) July 9, 2021

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Dean Cain hates the new Captain America because the character is coming off anti-American. Dean then got the shit kicked out of him on Twitter. Why are we still listening to anything Dean Cain says again?

Read more at the Hollywood Reporter.

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You can apply for jobs now on Tik Tok by tagging your video #TikTokResumes. Employers today mostly hire on twerking abilities so this is gonna be huge for Zoomers.

Read more at Gizmodo.

Oh Karens, you really work so hard to rid the world of unleashed dogs even at the expense of your own humanity.

If there was a tiktok god, this video would have ended with a karen taking a a ride on the windshield of a city bus.

@nextshark

Woman lures Asian Man’s dog onto traffic in NYC for not having leash. Link In Bio for more. #nyc #karensalert #stopasianhatecrimes

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