Wednesday July 7: Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 7.7
NEWS STORIES
Eric Adams Will Probably Be NYC’s Next Mayor
AP has declared Eric Adams the winner of New York’s democratic primary leading media sources to report that he’ll likely be the next Mayor of NYC.
Don’t forget, Sliwas’ got the subway vote.
Israel Leads First Ever All Drone Attack
The drone swarm attacked using artificial intelligence only, and no human assistance.
Attack of the drones…why does that sound so familiar?
Putin Declares Only Russian Wine is Champagne
Everyone knows that wine made from grapes in the region of Champagne, France is the only real “champagne” and everything else is sparkling wine, but Putin doesn’t care. A new Russian law says only wines made in Russia can be called champagne. Everything else is sparkling wine.
He also wants penises to be referred to as vaginas.
MTG Still Comparing Vaccine Push to Nazi Germany
Despite a big apology, Marjorie Taylor Greene is still making holocaust references to Biden’s vaccination push.
“People have a choice, they don’t need your medical brown shirts showing up at their door ordering vaccinations. You can’t force people to be part of the human experiment.”
Someone needs another visit to the holocaust museum.
Biden pushing a vaccine that is NOT FDA approved shows covid is a political tool used to control people.
People have a choice, they don’t need your medical brown shirts showing up at their door ordering vaccinations.
You can’t force people to be part of the human experiment. https://t.co/S8qlstuSqL
— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) July 6, 2021
Congrats Jeff Bezos, You're The World's Richest Man Again
With Pentago dumping Microsoft and picking up a contract with Amazon, Jeff Bezos is now worth $211 billion dollars, making him the world’s richest man, despite losing 30 plus billion to his ex wife. If only Dogecoin hadn’t tanked, Elon would still be on top.
New York Party People Beware, There's Fentanyl In Your Coke
More and more people are reporting overdoses from cocaine use and the rumor going around NYC is that the coke is cut with fentanyl. Lab results coming back are confirming that the amount of fentanyl in cocaine is increasing. White Boy Summer is going to have to have a lot of narcan in it.
Big Tech Is In The Process Of Building Their Own Cities
Google, Facebook and Apple are all in the process of building towns that their employees can now live in, owning enough land to build thousands of homes. Now you’ll not only have to work with annoying people but live directly next to them too. Brilliant, Big Tech.
Hot Corrections Officer Sentenced
A 27 year old corrections officer, Tina Gonzalez, got sentenced to seven months in prison after having sex with an inmate in front of eleven other inmates. She even cut a hole in her pants for easier penetration. She also gave the inmate razor blades and a cell phone.
This should get her much better access to sex with prisoners.
Read more at the Toronto Sun and check out her Instagram page.
SPORTS
Stephen Jackson Defends Rachel Nichols
“We all been slighted and said things we just wasn’t being recorded. I’m too real. Also real with myself. @espn y’all behind all this nonsense. More Clarity. @espn don’t care about anyone only their brand,” Jackson said on his Instagram. He also said he understands why Rachel is mad, and he’s never seen any signs that she’s racist.
Too little too late, Stephen, but yeah, ESPN blows.
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Where’s Kelly Ripas Other Foot?
Ripa says she DOES have two feet and people laughing at the photo are nuts. But we all know where the other foot is.
It’s up Seacrest’s ass.
Scar Jo and ColJo Expecting
Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost have announced that they’re totally preggers!
None of us thought this would get this far. So this is serious?
Was Schwimmer Jealous of the Monkey?
At the Friends reunion, David Schwimmer said he hated working with Marcel the Monkey, and that it would throw poop at him and try to bite him. The monkey’s trainer said that’s all BS, and that Schwimmer was just jealous that monkey got big laughs. “It got to the point where he just really resented the monkey being there.”
Maybe Jennifer Anniston was the one throwing poop!
Meghan McCain's Former Co-Hosts Are Glad She's Gone
Sources told Page Six that the women of The View were at their wits end before she left the show.
There’s a want ad for a new punching bag.
Demi Moore and Her Daughters in Swimsuit Campaign
They’ve all got Demi’s face and Bruce’s ass.
The Rock’s Weight Loss Breakfastn
Flank steak, egg whites, and brown rice topped with blueberries, washed down with a glass of brown rice oatmeal is on the menu for the Rock preparing for his new movie.
He’ll look great but this breakfast isn’t going to keep the movie from sucking.
Subway Says Their Tuna IS Tuna!
Subway defends their tuna subs: “Subway sources tuna from leading global food suppliers that have a reputation for working diligently with food safety and quality experts to ensure consistent, high-quality products at every stage of the supply chain. The 100% wild-caught tuna remains a fan favorite among sub lovers.”
The DNA on the ham came back as a rainboot.
TRENDING
Succession's New Season Has a Trailer
Kendall is Don Jr. if DJ had balls.
VIRAL VIRAL
Stripper Pole Pizza Goes Viral With 8.8 Million Views
Lilly Moon racked up a ridiculous number of views sitting next to a stripper pole eating a slice.
I’ll give you an extra hundred if you shove it into your pussy.
@seftonplayhousesydney Living the dream @thelillybluemoon
Cat Billboard in Tokyo Looks Like a Live Cat
Is this Mayo or Jeff?
今日の15時半ごろに現地で撮られた映像です。雑踏が思いのほかうるさいので、声の大きさは調整しなきゃ。再生時、音量注意です！⚠️ pic.twitter.com/8OsmcyyVOo
— 新宿東口の猫 (@cross_s_vision) July 5, 2021
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
American Men Having Trouble Making Friends
The National Review says men are in a friend recession, feeling cut off from other men and having problems meeting the right guys to be buddies with.
Do drug buddies count?
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