No One Wants To Go Back to School (Video)
It’s that time of year again. These are the days kids dread the most – going back to school. Nearly three months ago it seemed this day would never come. Yet it has. These poor bastards below just want to stay home and dick around. Too bad for them it isn’t going to work out the way they planned. Here’s seven tried and true ways to try to get out of school, and seven kids who are going to school whether they like it or not.
#1 Fake Sick
This kid tries to fake being sick. Admirable, but his mom isn’t having any of it.
#2 TANTRUM
Little man isn’t going to “fuckin'” school. Even if he doesn’t get to watch TV or rock his iPod.
#3 POUTY FACE
She doesn’t want an education. She doesn’t want to go to work. She wants to go home. Don’t they get it?
#4 EXPLAIN YOUR W AY OUT OF IT
The sniffles are as good a reason as any to stay the hell out of some British boarding school. Cute accent helps.
#5 CLAW WITH TINY HANDS
Nursery school is still school. No child wants some stranger telling them what to do.
#6 WHEN WHINING FAILS, TRY CHARM
This guy tries to use his mother’s love to keep him home. It’s not gonna work, kid, it’s all been tried before.
#7 THE OLE DEAD LEGS
She doesn’t want to wear the dress! Gotta give her props for dead weighting the mom.
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