Monday April 18 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at April 18, 2022

MONDAY 4.18

NEWS STORIES

Atlanta Mayor Booted From Capitol Grill

Keisha Lance Bottoms, a former mayor of the city of Atlanta was denied service at a Capitol Grille location because she was wearing leggings.

Only the cast of Atlanta can get away with that.

Egg Prices Are Up Cuz Of Avian Flu Spreading To 27 States

Avian flu has spread to 27 states, hitting the chicken industry hard and causing egg prices to rise. Some chickens are bitching on a message board now about having to wear tiny masks and it’s getting ugly.

Japanese Restaurant to Go Full Nude But Not for Fats

A new restaurant called The Amrita, will be opening soon in Tokyo and when you go to the Amrita, the first thing you do is remove all your clothes and put on paper underwear for hygiene. Except for Fats. Anyone 33 lbs over the average weight for their height will have to leave.

This is just a way to keep Americans out.

SPORTS

Fan Controlled Football Debuts, TO Catches a TD

Terrell Owens, at age 48 scored a TD during the opening game for his team, the Zappers. In FCF, fans control the game by voting on offensive plays in real time.

This is a sports version of only fans.

Kyrie Gives Celtic Fans Not One Bird But Two

Yeah, he did. So what?

🧐🧐🧐

(via @Breakingtrends1)pic.twitter.com/PmmOraKilz

— Nets Videos (@SNYNets) April 17, 2022

Timberwolves Game Interrupted Again By Animal Rights Protest

First a woman glued her hand to the floor, and this time, another woman disrupted the game. Zoe Rosenberg, a nineteen year old animal rights activist changed herself to the basket to protest the Team owners farm conditions.

That’s it, I’m done eating eggs.

Tom Hanks And Wilson Reunited At Guardians Game

Tom Hanks threw out a Wilson ball at a Cleveland Guardians game. After the game he was seen working a Zoltar machine.

Watch the pitch via Digg.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Amber Heard Trolls Johnny Depps Court Wardrobe

As the defamation trail between Amber Heard and Johnny Depp continues, it seems Heard is trolling her ex by echoing his wardrobe choices. For each day of the trail she seems to be shopping for an outfit that matches his prior days outfit as closely as possible.

According to the website marca.com, “Depp was spotted before trial, [in] an all black shirt with a black tie and a completely gray suit. Amber Heard wore the exact same outfit on the first day of the trial. On that same day, Depp decided to wear a black Gucci bee tie, Amber Heard wore the exact same tie on the next day. Johnny wore all black on that day and Heard wore all black on the third day of the trial.”

Viola Davis Getting Laughed At for Obama Portrayal

The Showtime series, The First Ladies is just starting but one actor is already being ridiculed for a portrayal that hasn’t even aired yet. Viola Davis’ performance as Michelle Obama is getting some early feedback ridiculing her constant duck face.

From brilliant actress to duck face. Heidi Klum said it best- One moment you’re in and the next you’re out.

Mads Mikkelsen Had a Rough Time Replacing Johnny Depp

Depp lost out on the part of Gellert Grindelwald in the Fantastic Beasts movie franchise, and Mads was pulled in to replace him. He told THR that the change was quite chaotic, requiring him to study the first two films and the script for the third just to get up to speed. He said he didn’t want to copy Depp, but needed to bridge the prior portrayal with his own.

You think thats rough? Imagine if you had to replace him with Amber Heard!

Nic Cage Cares

Cage wants everyone to know, that even if you thought he didn’t care about the movies he’s appeared in over the last few decades, he did.

Nic, maybe you cared, but your writers and directors didn’t.

What Did Meghan and Harry Do to Shock the World?

At the Invictus Games in the Netherlands this weekend, the couple shared an “intimate” kiss, according to media sources. The moment seems to shock a lot of very prim people.

Sometimes married people kiss.

Olivia Wilde Partying at Coachella in Styles

Wilde was seen enjoying the shit out of Harry Styles performance

Isn’t every mom is proud of her son?

VIRAL & TRENDING

Some Florida Guy Saw Spider Man 300 Times

And another Guiness record goes on the books! Ramiro Alanis saw the latest Spider Man movie, No Way Home, 292 times in the theater, costing him well over three thousand dollars, and 720 hours of his time over the course of 3 months.

These people will do anything for air conditioning.

Baby Boomers Behaviors That Millennials Just Can't Understand

Why do boomers zoom in on every picture? Why do they like booths so much? Why do they watch so much news? Why do they always want to pay with exact change? Why do they care so much about what route you took somewhere? Why do they all use so much voice to text?

Stop bitching, they’ll be dead soon.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Gen Z Find A Day's Work Harder Than Previous Generations

New data has found that 46% of Gen Z workers felt fatigued after a day of work at the office versus 40% of Millennials vs 19% of Boomers. Gen X numbers couldnt be found since they prefer to not work at all.