The Language Of Uncensored Toys

These aren’t adult toys in the traditional sense, but they do use adult language. Here are toys that are not only “Not Safe For Work”, they’re also not safe for play. If these play things had shown up in “Toy Story”, the movie would have gotten an R-rating. See if you hear what these toys are accused of saying. Listen to the language of uncensored toys.

1.  Doll Wants to F*ck

This doll from Toys R Us looks like she’s ready for high school with make-up and denim jacket. Listen to what she says and you’ll find out she’s also ready for high school boys.

2.  Elmo Likes the C Word

This Sesame Street Elmo doll is brought to you by the letter “C” and the “C-word”. Elmo tries to offend women.

3. F-ing Brilliant

Try to name all 101 Dalmatians. There was Lucky, Pongo, Rolly…and this one, Cussy.

4.  Aww She Says Bitch

Here’s a doll that doesn’t say “Mommy”, but she will call your daughter a “crazy bitch”.

5.  F- or B?

This cute toy puppy sings “If You’re Happy And You Know It”.

6.  The Other F-Word

Here’s the perfect toy for any homophobic child. This Teletubby turns in a toy bully by dropping the other F-word.

7. The Singing F-Bomb

This Bratz doll has some questionable lyrics in her song. She’s not going to sing your child to sleep by dropping F-bombs. Start listening at the :10 second mark to hear a musical F-You.

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