December 22, 2014

NFL Media Pissed at Marshawn Lynch

Forget that Beast Mode scored on a 79-yard touchdown run during Seattle's win over the Cardinals. What he did in the postgame press conference was so despicable, it's ruined the entire NFL season.
December 21, 2014

Elton Gets Hitched

Sir Elton John is married. Here's the weird part. He didn't marry a woman. He married a man! Two men married. Guess it really was Adam and Steve after all.
December 21, 2014

‘Elf’ Busted for DWI

Damn they work so hard all year making toys with their nubby lil fingers. Why can't they celebrate? Why shouldn't they have a little champooch?
December 20, 2014

14 Minutes of Stephen Colbert Breaking Character

Well the Colbert Report is over but Big Steve will live on forever now that he has conquered death. How will he be when he drops the" Stephen Colbert character" and he replaces Letterman. The clues are in this fourteen minute super cut of Colbert losing his shit.