September 20, 2015

Rutgers Coach Runs Press Conference Like A Weird Substitute Teacher

Rutgers Interim Head Coach Norries Wilson held an unusual press conference after the team lost to Penn State last night. The answers to his questions weren't as strange as how he hand-picked the reporters in the room. We don't care about watching Rutgers games, but Coach Wilson's press conferences have just become must-see TV.
September 20, 2015

Jessica Simpson Denies She Was Hammered On HSN

Jessica Simpson showed up on Home Shopping Network to shill her clothing line to their viewers but she was talking slowly and slurring her words. Her people say that's just part of her personality and that she wasn't drunk. Maybe she just thought she was on Drunk History.
September 19, 2015

Andy Samberg Has A Frightening View of What an Emmy Should Look Like

New York Times' Illustrated Interview taught us three things about Andy Samberg. He has terrible taste in hats, he hopes to someday look like a creature from your worst nightmare, and if he ruled the world, the Emmy award would be a giant replication of a sick person's intestines. But at least he knows what to order for a last meal if he's ever on death row.
September 19, 2015

Everyone Needs a Bindle Bros Bindle Sack

You surround yourself with only hand made, hand crafted, real organic products. You aren't interested in the latest trends or the best technology. You can appreciate artisanal goodness. So how you fixed for luggage? Got a fancy wheeler? Throw it out the window and get ready to make all your friends jealous.